Punday Monday 225
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Rain.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:doctorcrypto:rayius:rentmoney:manoldonchev
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Congrats @quinnertronics
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Rain
As in
What gets storms excited to finally be potty trained? They can transition to thunderwear!
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Missed a few of these sadly! Let’s see what I can do here..
its been raining a lot lately- I'm talking noahs ark rain..rain of biblical proportions- it's even been raining cats and frogs! i tell ya, its been quite ribbitulous. I've been hopping mad that my pad has been soaked from water damage but at least my pants stayed dry because i wore my floods.
After I got my first paycheck, my parents always tell me to not spend every single cent that I have, and that I have to save for a rainy day.
Mid-way through the month, I asked my parents for some allowance. They ticked me off and said, "Didn't we always tell you to save for a rainy day?"
I replied, "Yea, I did! But it has been raining the past few days, so I have already spent everything!"
How did Zeus get suspended from school?
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He was caught blowing clouds in the bathroom
A buddy of mine got stuck in some pretty severe rain once. It ended up causing a flash flood but being the cannabis-man he is, he thought he could get high to escape it. Sadly that didn't literally work and all that ended up happening is he got his car stuck in a giant puddle.
what does the Sahara desert and 90s alternative rock band Blind Lemon have in common?
theyre both best known for no rain!