Punday Monday 231

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is forest.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster (~$2), 1 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@doctorcrypto! (@stinawog love shih tzu)

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Forest

As in,
A tree goes into the casino. Chooses which game to play Craps? They may throw dice. Blackjack? They may hit. No, Slots, so they maple.

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My house is kind of like a forest.

My living room has the word "UM" taped up by the light. It's My ceiling UM.

I stomp grapes and squish potatoes in another area. That's my Mush Room.

In the bathroom there is fungi too. Sometimes I'll get a flush of Neo fungi. It helps heal cuts! If I get a scratch...That's where I put the Neo spore in.

My kitchen has a spot for my wallet next to the mixing bowl. I keep my Bucks next to the Doe.

My pet bear Doug died. So we skinned him and he is now in the living room. That's my Douglas Fur.

You should come over and camp....It's In Tents!!

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I'm thinking of going to a jungle for a vacation and for rest.

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That link doesn't work, what was it supposed to be?

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When I was writing my father's obituary, my mom made sure I included that my dad had pursued Erhard Seminars Training (marketed as "est," according to Wikipedia). I had never heard of this before, but my mom told me a funny story about their involvement in it. These seminars were very strict, and participants had to sit through hours of lectures and were not allowed to leave during them to use the restroom. My mom thought this was ridiculous, and asked my dad, who'd been into longer than she had, why on earth he would put himself through that. He looked at her as if he couldn't believe she was questioning the process, and didn't have any better reason than, "For est!"

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I'VE BEEN JUST PINING TO GO HIKING AND LOOK AT THE EVERGREEN TREES THIS FALL

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Santa visits everywhere. It doesn’t matter the temperature. Did you know he even goes to through the rainforest? He goes jungle all the way

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Q: what is a termites favorite song to listen to during dinnertime?

A: another one bites the dust

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My grandmother was incredibly passionate about sewing her whole life. She loved to fix peoples things and helped me with a pair of jeans that wasn't fitting too well, they were a bit long. In order to keep the adjustment she made to them, she had to use a hem-lock technique.

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Why did the baker stay in the Forest?

Cause he is making a Black Forest Cake
@rayius

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I tried to prune a large tree branch but in the end was stumped.

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