Punday Monday 238

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 5HBD from them!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is toys.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 5 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

I keep giggling at May Baleen, so @doctorcrypto wins it! I keep giggling!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

toys

As in,

My son is a very slow eater. It’s because we let him bring toys to the table. When we have Indian food, he spends the whole meal playing with his dals.

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I saw my lazy daughter laying down as lifeless as a toy and suckling.
I scolded her to get up because success involves
toil and suffering.

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You must never stop and fall when you make mistakes, but you must rise strongly to continue the path and achieve success👍

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Thank you!!!
Heres my Punday dance

There were a lot of good ones last week. :)

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Growing up, we were poor. My mom gave me an army action figure for my birthday.
Except it was one of those cheap knock-off toys. I mean he literally had the letter "G" for eyes!
Mom Said it was the latest G eyed Joe.

My dad would try and make us toys.
One time he used a bunch of leftover fencing wire to make a doll for my sister.
Worst Barby Doll ever!

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Hahah careful, that barby will get ya!

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I think the battery in my kid's Baby Shark toy needs changing. It doesn't doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo much anymore.

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Ah damn it now that song is in my head lol

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Wait, you mean it’s not ALWAYS on loop in your head 😮? Must be nice lol🤣!

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Hahah not since our son got a little bit older! We did listen to it a lot in the past lol

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That means there’s hope! I’m eagerly awaiting my turn to put that song behind me too lol

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My kid brought down a box of blocks because I said to get ready for our meal, Eggos.

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After watching Frozen my kid refuses to play with other toys, he refuses to lego.

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Why did the Toy shop clerk deny the boy a Superman action figure?....

Because he offered to pay with Kryptocurrency :-)

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As I've mentioned before, I was very shy as a kid and very sheltered by my parents. I couldn't go out and play so I just watched cartoons and played with toys. I'll never forget my first friend from school, Sean.

We both used to wear teenage mutant ninja turtle clothes, which was my favorite. We ate pizza at lunch and talked about ninja turtles and who was the best villain or favorite non-reptilian character and stuff. I'll never forget Sean, he was a true friend who really brought me out of my shell.

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As a way to get our son to do his homework better and more consistently, we’ve introduced toys as prizes if he can finish the whole week with doing his work daily. The toys we have been using are lego. You can say that we are trying to be LEGO master manipulato(y)rs now! Whatever works, sometimes!

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I made it you a punday gif for fun, if you like it, feel free to do anything you'd like with it !

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