Punday Monday 269! R-Rated Punday Monday! My pun was PG-13, but I make no ratings promises for your puns. This is Punday Monday 269...69! (see what I did there? 69!)
Welcome to Punday Monday!
RATED R
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Naughty.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Naughty
As in
I like my lovers like I like my burritos: hot, wet, and cheesy
I'm So Good at Puns
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Why does Santa live at the North Pole?
Because he wanted to see who's naughty and who's ICE!
The Pope walks back into his office at the Vatican, after a three week trip to the Amazon rainforest, exhausted.
"It's great to be back he says," to his number one Archbishop, as he flops an old napsack on the table.
"Open it up," says his holiness!
The Archbishop happily obliges, only to be astonished by an authentic, shrunken head-about 6 inches in diameter.
"What in the holy hell is this...THING," the Archbishop exclaims!?!?
"What do you mean?" The Pope says with just as bewildered of a look on his face as the Archbishop. "You told me to make sure that I got a little head while I was on vacation!"
Thanks for picking my entry as the winner. Have a great week.
What did the chill vibrator say to the angry vibrator? Only good vibrations around here friend.
Hola 😙 amigo gracias por tú voto ☺️
Es interesante ☺️ tu juego, yo como que me atrevería a intentarlo . Bendiciones!!!