Punday Monday 270!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Philosophy.
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Philosophy
As in
I enjoy the philosophy of the ancient greeks because they’re so malleable. Especially the student of Socrates, Play-doh.
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While I didn't study philosophy in college, I still kind of considered myself somewhat of a philosopher. I went to toga parties, have a partial understanding of the Greek alphabet, and would often spectate Greco-Roman wrestling activities. If you don't believe me, just ask my fraternal twin! Pythagoras wasn't just another guy we studied in class, he was a personal gyro of mine.
I've had my fill of philosophy. Perhaps it rhymes with boloney for a reason.
And I love how Socrates rhymes with Pickle Juice!
What kind of materials did Plato use when constructing his house?
Philosophers' Stone!
Dharmavinaya and Rastafari are very similar ways of life... They both seem really into the Buddha!