Punday Monday 271 "4-H"
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is 4-H.
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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@quinnertronics! Not that I don’t love you, but we need more folks entering! Where’d my punsters go?
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
4-H
As in
I get white ribbons because I do it all for the fair.
Bada-bing, you been punned.
This is a deep cut! 4-Hers show their projects at the county fair, and you can get a blue, red, white, or pink ribbon. The official designation for the white ribbon is “fair”. Or at least it was in my day. I think it was blue-excellent, red-good, white-fair, and pink-I don’t think you even really tried. So this is a pun on fair as in county fair and fair as in ok. COMEDY GOLD (or rather COMEDY BLUE)
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Yeah, it's been a little scarce around here lately...i love racking up my sbi, but it's more fun when we get a bunch of entries!
I wanted to go enter my prize heirloom tomatoes, but I couldn't afford the county fare so I didn't even make it!
I saw these beautiful blue ribbon poppy plants at my country fair, but I guess by the end of the week somebody had stole them for H. 🌺
I think I need to check this contest properly before entering it. I have not done this before but would try my best to participate
Now checking it against my database of known compromised or unsafe domains.. you'll see another reply if it's in there. If not, it's likely safe to open.
For more information about risks involved in shortened URLs, read this article by Forbes.
{average of post/comments with shortened links that I found: 85.6/h}
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I calculated over 7,442 entries this year! That's why it's called the COUNTY fare