Punday Monday 287!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Time
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

All three! @rayius, @doctorcrypto, @quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Time
As in
What time did we get the kiddo to bed? Judging by how clumsy he got, it was too late o’clock.

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If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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It's really easy to drop those new smart watches. It feels like time is slipping away.

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Our life is like a running trains, we are on the track and keep running until our time comes and we left the train with hope of getting good after life.

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My old pocket watch isn't working..... I need a hand.

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I get paid to work on sundials....I'm always working overtime.

Hey two weeks in one! :)

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The lightweight boxer didn't stand a chance in his new profession. The champion looked at him and quickly arrived at the same conclusion

"Too weaks"

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Guy calls his wife to see how she is doing on her day off. Conversation not going well, reception is spotty. She's at the gym, riding a stationary bike and clearly in a bad mood.

"Must be on her cycle," he mutters.

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Son and his best friend went out last night to play hide and seek. They are still not back so I guess it's a hard time trying to find good friends.

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A passerby came and asked a stranger. "Sir, what time is it?"

The Stranger walked away while replying rudely, "I don't have time for this".

@rayius

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