Punday Monday 289!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
Thinking about a celebration at 300...what should I do?
Notice: Puns made here may be used in the Puntender's trivia night on pop.in. I'll give you credit, of course, if I use your pun, in the form of a link to your blog on the #peakd frontend!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Video Games
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Video Games
As in
Which video game system helps doctors diagnose you with strep? “Say gaaaaahhhhh”
I'm So Good at Puns
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- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
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What happens when Mario's Kart crashes? It gets Toad
My girl wanted to do a little role playing, but I'm kinda shy when it comes to these kind of games.
"Don't be such a Square and tell me your Final Fantasy, already," She said!
Then she bit me about 16 times... It was a little rough for my tastes, but I'm just glad she didn't wanna HP on me.
(I'm sorry)
Wow, hahahaha. I had to reread that a couple times 😂
At my household, we are always arguing overwhere to eat. One of the kids says. SONIC, while the other wants to go to DOUBLE DRAGON.
I said, " don't worry, kids... we'll find a COOL SPOT wherever we end up!"
My mum used to say, "all I know is to play video games". Now after the Play to Earn genre of games is introduced, "all I need to do is to play video games".
@rayius
Why do Bill and Lance always get stopped at the immigrations? Because they always carry with them CONTRA-band cigarettes.
Ryu asked Guile how did he arrived here so quickly today, Guile replied, "I came with E-HONDA".
You can't beat a gaming car powered by nitro, soaring through the sky like a duck with a lazy hat on top of a tree in space!