Punday Monday 292!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Valentine’s Day!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Valentine’s day!
As in
D: I’m taking my Valentine dancing. What unlocks her heart? A Cha-Cha Key Can, D. Hearts!

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

Related Content:

  • @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
  • https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday


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This year for Valentine's, I decided to turn the tables on Cupid and get him a much needed massage. It's hard work spreading all that love around... I'm sure that a nice "chair rub" could go a long way for a hard worker such as him!
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?

"I'm stuck on you!"

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Valentine's Day is the perfect day to tell someone you love them - unless they already saw your Venmo transactions.

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My date for Valentine's this year is as attractive and perfect as Jill Valentine from Resident Evil. A pity I am just the zombie in her eyes.

@rayius

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