Punday Monday 301! (Punday Monday Three-Oh-One-Day)
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is foolish laws!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@itwithsm! As a dad, I gotta represent. Yesterday my kid said, “I’m on the top of the slide!” and I said, “Hi on the top of the slide, I’m dad.” He’s too young to get it, but that was hilarious.
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Foolish laws
As in
Trampolines are popular in Connecticut, because while they won’t get you out of a jam, they will help you if you’re in a pickle.
https://libguides.ctstatelibrary.org/law/pickle
You need to read the link to even remotely understand why that joke is even possibly funny.
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Don't paint your rabbit, or you're in fur some trouble.
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Some laws truly are made to complement each other. Since you can't bring water bottles anywhere but the beach, you won't get pigeonholed for... watering the pigeons. Just make sure you're holding your hose when doing so.
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You'd have to be a bit of an ass to leave your donkey sleeping in an Arizonian bathtub. You'd also be all the wiser to not horse around with bathtubs in South Carolina.
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A lawyer once told me, "Defense lawyers absolutely hate contract lawyers."
"Why?" I asked.
"Contract lawyers always want to make the sentences longer."
Where did all the other commenters go this week? Am I the only one who's still law-yal to Punday Monday?
I apologize for this travesty, I couldn't help myself. 🙃 Please don't arrest me. In case you do, I have a lawyer on retainer. All he retains is my money.
Good question, though! a couple more finally trickled in yesterday, but it is indeed quieter than usual!
A lawyer was defending a guy who was accused of stealing a car. He asked the man, Did you steal the car? The guy replied, No,I didn't! The lawyer then said, I guess we're done here. If my client says he didn't do it, so he must be innocent.
Law of gravity says that what goes up will always come down. I think, clearly someone did not see my bills
@rayius
lol!
This may be sacrilegious (or possibly litigious 😉), but in all honesty I think @rayius deserved the win this week. That was a good one!
Thank you so much! Unfortunately, no awards for runner ups! Hahah
Usually, but not necessarily true! As soon as I get 2 Hive I'll be sending you 2 HSBI via steembasicincome. 😊
I've been powering up 100% so give it a week or two lol. I'll do it, though.
wait, I have magically been having quite a fair bit of RC lately, but I dont know how or why. By chance, were you the kind soul that really saved me from this plight?
I can't take credit for this one unfortunately. I gave some of my RC away to a few others a short while ago and found myself a bit poorer in RC than I had expected lol.
The HSBI will be coming, however. In fact, maybe I can do it through the FreeCompliments community account @hive-140084 once it's a bit more settled. Please remind me in roughly a week just to make sure!
Ah! I thought you were the kind soul! Looks like either there is a glitch with Hive, or there is another kind soul out there just like you! Nevertheles, appreciate it my friend. Am new to this community, and every single help would mean a lot to me.
Do feel free to visit my space too, I do write a bit on Splinterlands the NFT game!
Well, you've certainly been around Hive longer than I have!
It looks like a kind soul named @ssiena contributed a lot of RC to you. Maybe kindness is a glitch. 😂 Albeit a good one.
Really? I thought I was pretty new here, but you do certainly seemed to be more well versed and navigated than I am!
Oh, how did you manage to find out? @ssiena , thank you so so much! I can't stress how thankful I am to your kind deeds. If I could ever repay you, do let me know how. Thank you so so much
I'm sure that you know things about the blockchain that I'm long yet to discover! I do admit that I've been using it rather extensively the past few months, as well as reading about it.
I actually found this through Ecency. I can see you're using Peakd, so I'm not sure whether the interface is similar enough to guide you on how I found it.
There we go, promise kept. 😁
Enjoy the prize!
wait, am i missing something? There is a prize? Hehe. Thank you so much @freecompliments
Yeah, remember that I liked your Punday submission best 2 weeks ago? I ended up sending 2 HSBI to your name for that.
really? OH MY THANK YOU!!! i didnt even realise! thank you so much @freecompliments
Gladly! 😊
Although I may be betraying @improv's judgement by doing this lol. Forgive me for my sins, Master Punday!
Hahahha. I am the root cause of this all. Punish me instead!
#communitylove