Win HSBI! Contest! I want your puns and will pay you for them! Punday Monday 184

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Hive
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @theabsolute

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute!

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

  • HSBI

See @steembasicincome for details.
HIVE Stake Based Income is here!

I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!

See my wallet for prize confirmations!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Hive
As in,
Why is it easier to eat salads on Hive than Steem? Because the switch came with a hard fork.

OH THAT”S -
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Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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My wife noticed that I wasn’t feeling well when I was working on things for Steem. I kept breaking out in a Hive (post) any time I was trying to use it. I have since stopped using Steem!

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Nice! How did you find the contest?

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I've seen your account for a while sponsoring the hive power up winners but never checked it out until recently. Been trying to explore peoples accounts I haven't interacted with before! Found this to be fun.

Besides, you believe in HSBI the way I do, I do a monthly sponsorship of people through the program.

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That's great! I need more puns! Invite all your friends!

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What do you call one of them unreliable, dishonest, fools that are always making exaggerations and false promises on this blockchain since the 1970's?
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A Hive Turkey. Can you dig it?

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We miss you at the Freewrite!! Hope all is well in your Hive ❤️ All the best to all of you!

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Not been doing too much on hive, really. Always too few hours in the day, lol.

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Did you hear about the bee keeper who knocked over his bee house into the pool? After he fished it back out he cried out in panic, "Oh my goodness did I drown you all?" A soaked queen bee buzzed back, "No, we are still A HIVE"

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You're back! So good to have your puns with us again! Where ya BEEn?

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What do you say to a naughty bee colony that keeps stinging the bee keeper every time he comes to check on them....Please beehive!

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Nice! I missed your puns! Where hive you been?

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HIVE been fighting in the Splinterlands.

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Well, I hope you'll make time for puns as well!

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What makes BEEING an apiarist such a challenging profession, it's because the always have HIVES!

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Lol! Thanks for the pun! How'd you find the contest?

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