Spending Your Money On Your Fetish. (A Turkey πŸ¦ƒ Story)

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Make no mistake, I like to eat, I don't know if anyone can relate, but the thought of good food gives me joy. I have a really small click of friends in real life, @starstrings01 being both online and in real life. The truth is I have a voracious appetite, even though I have a really small body.

However, one of the attributes I share with my real-life friends is that we all love to eat. So there's no one shaming the other person with the stigma of liking too much food. My fetish is well-roasted meat, the type that virtually spends days or even weeks inside stew, it gives it this munchy taste, immediately you take a bite, you can feel the soupiness making love to your tongue and teeth.

Anyway, I remember the day we went to an expensive place to have turkey and drinks. However, what we didn't know was that the price of the food was crazy. But we had already gotten there and we couldn't back down. Having a good time in Nigeria is expensive, but you can virtually deceive people online by spending on the cheapest commodity in an expensive restaurant while giving your online relatives the impression that you're rich.

The advantage of doing this is that sometimes you might be poor, but it's good to give off the impression that you're not, but doing it too much might give off fake life vibes. The disadvantage of this is that when people see you having a good time, the next thing is to ask you for money, not minding if it was the first time you're eating out and having fun.

It's called "billing".

You can define it as the situation where people beg you for money because they see you having a good time on a WhatsApp status on your Instagram feed, or see you post a plate of chicken, with a nice motivational quote to go with it. Something like "money is Sweet".

When I got to that location, I saw a young lady destroying a plate of catfish and one hungry-looking young man looking at her and smiling like a donkey. You could tell that the guy was the one buying the food, but because he couldn't afford a plate, he resorted to watching the girl eat, maybe he would sniff the aroma of the stew, then swallow his saliva.

This place was packed with people spending so much money. What I noticed were all those big buttocks girls, with 8-inch heels, wavering their wigs and licking their lips. They came into the place sat and crossed their legs with their skimpy clothes inviting dandy men. They probably had no money in their wallet or better still they carry their investment on their body, iPhones, expensive wig, and whatnot.

Nigerian men cannot help thinking with their third legs, I didn't even have to wait too long before some men ordered them expensive turkey and alcohol. I was sitting where I was, my mouth half opened from crushing fish bones in my mouth, I couldn't help wondering what could become of some girls if most men decided to be responsible.

Anyway, I'm an avid observer, I like to see beyond the ordinary. Although I won't lie, there were responsible-looking girls there, the ones who probably were foodies right from their mother's belly, spending their hard-earned money. (Girls with small backsides are often stigmatized in this country).

I saw some of these small backsided girls buying their own food with their money, no one was paying attention to them. It felt saddening, not that it wasn't good that they were paying for their food, but I just felt, couldn't help but notice that the men there would not choose girls who could comfortably pay for their bills because the broke ones had big backsides. It's a national issue that needs to be addressed I tell you. Some of these girls felt lonely, and some of them wanted to mingle, but Maybe they weren't really the specs around.

I was noticing all these as I was busy cleaning the hot pepper in my eye from dragging stubborn meat. Anyways, relaxation centers are some of the best places to learn about the lives of people who want to escape. After we left, I couldn't help but regret how much I spent in that place.

My cousin was virtually angry that he had to overspend, but I was happily watching him drink away his hard-earned money and I was laughing at his foolery. Since I don't take alcohol, it was a plus for me, but my fetish for meat still got me to spend beyond my budget. It was still a good experience.

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Hehehe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Joe, I never knew you are also a comedian πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oh my goodness 🀭, just see how you finished my gender here πŸ˜‚...that was so harsh nah πŸ˜‚

What I noticed were all those big buttocks girls, with 8-inch heels, wavering their wigs and licking their lips. They came into the place sat and crossed their legs with their skimpy clothes inviting dandy men. They probably had no money in their wallet or better still they carry their investment on their body, iPhones, expensive wig, and whatnot.

Just look at nah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, chaiii my gender don suffer big time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Woo! You and starstring are good friends who loves food....I love the online packaging style you described but the disadvantage is real oo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You wouldn't know how to escape it when account number start flying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wow...that your cover image food, is it for me?
Lolz

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Joe, I never knew you are also a comedian πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Abi now, I decided to push my first love: comedy into hive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Naturally I think I can make people laugh, but telling them my life experiences.

Just look at nah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, chaiii my gender don suffer big time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Looool no be all of una gender now, remember I talked of the ones wey dey okay wey come run their thing themselves πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Not my lovely dinma, she no follow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Woo! You and starstring are good friends who loves food....I love the online packaging style you described but the disadvantage is real oo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I've never known a bigger foodies than starstrings πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, but we've shared some fantastic food in the past when we go out back then and it was lovely..

Wow...that your cover image food, is it for me?

Take it..... Omo, good food is bae

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This post scream β€˜euphemism or sarcasm’, I don’t even know what to call it 😹😹

Especially this

When I got to that location, I saw a young lady destroying a plate of catfish and one hungry-looking young man looking at her and smiling like a donkey. You could tell that the guy was the one buying the food, but because he couldn't afford a plate, he resorted to watching the girl eat, maybe he would sniff the aroma of the stew, then swallow his saliva.

Yo.. this post sounds funny and it is actually true.

Guys who actually noticed those β€˜buttocks girl’ just lust over them, Which is only a matter of time.

It is good for someone to have a day or two to enjoy.. we didn’t just come to this life to suffer, abeg.

Nice picture by the way.

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Yo.. this post sounds funny and it is actually true.

Loool it's a comedy open mic post lool and I bet that was the reason why I told a funny but relatable experience.

Guys who actually noticed those β€˜buttocks girl’ just lust over them, Which is only a matter of time.

Lool but they will never believe when you tell them hahaha. They'll say it's a lie and that that's what they want.

It is good for someone to have a day or two to enjoy.. we didn’t just come to this life to suffer, abeg.

Honestly, one has to enjoy themselves because if you don't ahhhh when do you intend to do so then?

Nice picture by the way

Thank you 😁😁

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Your third picture tells that you have been overcharged for the turkey you ate.

The good life in Lagos is quite expensive and there is nothing bad with splashing some cash on yourself.

I honestly do feel pity for slim girls because they look invisible to those men out there who are willing to splash money for the sake of their third legs. They should be proud of themselves because they can pay their bills, the future should definitely favor them

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The good life in Lagos is quite expensive and there is nothing bad with splashing some cash on yourself.

You're right, Lagos is too expensive, if I had my way I'll leave for somewhere better, but all my family members are in Lagos and I wouldn't want to go somewhere different. It's a dicey situation.

I was actually overcharged but the truth is I had to buy it like that since it was a friendly outing that involved my friends too.

I honestly do feel pity for slim girls because they look invisible to those men out there who are willing to splash money for the sake of their third legs.

Loool I feel 70% of slim girls eventually grow bigger at some point in time though.. but these men no wan wait hahaha

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You can define it as the situation where people beg you for money because they see you having a good time on a WhatsApp status

Hey bro! I can relate so well to this... During those times we go out and I upload some pictures on my status, some people go one use style dey bill me as if say money dey stored somewhere.

Brotherly, December is near by the way... what about our hangout?..

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Brotherly, December is near by the way... what about our hangout?..

Surely how, we gas hang out, maybe around that 27 or 28th of December, wetin you think?

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My fetish is well-roasted meat, the type that virtually spends days or even weeks inside stew, it gives it this munchy taste, immediately you take a bite, you can feel the soupiness making love to your tongue and teeth.

Chaiiii... Boss I can relate to this one ooo though it's been long.. reading it now is making my body to scratch me πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Nigerian men cannot help thinking with their third legs,

Holy Moses!... Third leg..?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This is glorious πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ’™πŸŽΆπŸŽΆπŸ’™

What do you think of these beautiful pictures?

Specially the middle one. It shows as though this guy don gauge to the brim, him belle the sweet am...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Chaiiii... Boss I can relate to this one ooo though it's been long.. reading it now is making my body to scratch me πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

I think there should be places in the north where they have all these? I'm guessing hahaha. These delicacies does it really well.

Specially the middle one. It shows as though this guy don gauge to the brim, him belle the sweet am...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I was actually just looking around and monitoring situations if you ask me, most of the things I talked about lol, it was through monitoring situations.

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Lol... Wahala be like spending pass budget o
If only the prices were given online before you got there πŸ˜‚

Girls with small backsides are often stigmatized in this country

Yes o, very true and we request for justice πŸ₯Ί it's not our fault na 🀣 #justiceforsmallbacksidegirls πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I was busy cleaning the hot pepper in my eye from dragging stubborn meat

Lol, I can totally relate with this... It's so annoying but it all makes sense when the meat is delicious πŸ˜‚

You are looking really good and well fed in the last three images... Nice one.

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Yes o, very true and we request for justice πŸ₯Ί it's not our fault na 🀣 #justiceforsmallbacksidegirls πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Looool so you follow? How do you know you have small backside? You don ever ask @ksam? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lol, I can totally relate with this... It's so annoying but it all makes sense when the meat is delicious πŸ˜‚

Anyone without the talent of dragging meat will lose their eyes to pepper. It requires skills.

You are looking really good and well fed in the last three images... Nice one.

Omo, na camera work and packaging. I no like myself at the moment..

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🀣🀣🀣🀣
Wetin concern my backside concern Ksam na? Na wahala you don call like this so o 🀣🀣

And that skill... I've got it! πŸ˜‚

Yourself at the moment be disagreeing with yourself in the pictures... Wahala o

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You don ever ask @ksam?

@merit.ahama neva ask me before πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

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Why she go ask you ni πŸ™„πŸ˜‚

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Ahn ahn nau
Why not? πŸ˜₯

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πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
You dey find trouble this morning, make I resist the temptation πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ

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How does spending and taking this pictures not lead to billings from relatives? Lol

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Anyway, I'm an avid observer, I like to see beyond the ordinary.

Nawa oo πŸ˜… It's obvious you are really an observant with the way you narrated your experience at the restaurant with big yansh girls who depend on rich daddy to foot their bills and the single girls who are responsible to pay for themselves with no one noticing that.

They say soup wey sweet, na money kill am. You spent more than you budgeted for but the sweetness of the meat caused you to have pepper in your eyes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Omo! That turkey dey enter my eyes and you aren't looking bad in your photos. Na Lagos guy dey get money pass.. make we talk true πŸ˜ŒπŸ™„πŸ™„

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