πͺ¨ Wheelbarrow + Man + Rocks + River = β°οΈ Cardamom Mountains Hive Content ποΈ
There is a major erosion problem on one side of our land, and the fence project can't go forward without solving the problem by making our side at least as high as the opposite side.
Free Rocks At The River πͺ¨
Β Β Β We've previously purchased sand, bricks and cement from a depot far away from our home, but rocks is something we have plenty of for free. All we have to do is go down to the river with the wheelbarrow and do a little heave ho.
Β Β Β I sensed my brother-in-law's morale was decreasing, and even though I have about 14 hours of online work to do each day, I decided to help at the river for about 6 hours, reducing my sleep hours to 4, not ideal nor healthy, but it seems sleep is something I will never become close friends with again in this lifetime.
Fart For The Camera ππ¨
Β Β Β As I was returning from a wheelbarrow run with an empty payload, my photographer for the day/wife snapped a pic of me passing by. I stopped, pushed my butt out for the camera, gave a dirty look, released a fart and continued on my way.
Time To Get Serious π€
Β Β Β Bong Teeun and I developed a system where I occasionally helped toss rocks from below and did all the wheelbarrow runs. He was tired from the previous few days of work, and the wheelbarrow run uphill is the toughest part, so I took on this job to maintain morale and give him a bit of a break.
Β Β Β Down below Monkey-B joined us, but only for play. The neighbor boy Ah Boom came over and they soaked in shallow channel while Bong Teeun and I labored away.
One More Fart ππ¨
Β Β Β I don't think fart humor will ever cease from my life, it is the most basic form of comedy, and surely even caveman had tooting competitions. Well in the above pic I shot off round 2, sticking my butt out as I passed by and letting it rip, probably shaking a few more rocks loose in the process.
Moving Rocks Like A Fairy π§
Β Β Β By the end of the day I realize that I could save my farts for uphill travel, and this served to not only propel me forward with a heavy wheelbarrow, but it also made float along like a fairy. You can totally stop reading now if you're tired of my fart humor, it was a day of moving rocks, not exciting and not easy to write about, so I'm doing my best to give you a story yo'.
Topless Voyeurism π
Β Β Β Near the end of my wheelbarrow runs, I took a swim and washed all the dirt off, but decided not to put back on my sweaty shirt. I had forgotten my bikini top at the house, so I had to head back topless with bare nipples showing. After my nipple hair air-dried properly, I decided to turn these wheelbarrow runs into a post and share it with you all, and they lived happily ever after. THE END
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Wheelbarrow run seems like a pretty darn good vegan workout you have there.
That really depending if you wanto to convert your religion, be an ordinary Cambodian man(instead of an import human), believe is resting, gambling and have little worry of make ends meet. With that kind of mentality, you can sleep all day.
Using fart to propel, there was once I read from a book about eating beans as the only food, can human survive? Or something similar, can't remember. The guy give an analogy similar to yours, but he went for a swim test so his asshole shooting fart like a torpedo propeller π
I remember I did the same thing before going for my swimming lesson, unfortunately I got a nozzle leak. The whole pool had to shut down due to contamination. Lesson called off for everyone and I never go back for swimming lesson
I don't know, but when you mention the bean thing, I think I've seen that short doc or whatever it was on YouTube a long time ago. Are you sure it was your butt that cancelled swimming or perhaps a prankster putting a liquid candy bar into the pool?
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Just farting with style sister π.
Looks like your farts smell good lol π
That is true as long as we are outdoors π.
π€£π€£π€£π€£ If in the room it seems all passed out !lol
a natural life that I long for, people here are healthy
The wheelbarrow is now my personal gym π€£.
from start to finish I have read everything you wrote, at the beginning of the story it was quite serious what you wrote about today's activities, but in the middle of the story it made my stomach tickle, and I couldn't stop laughing to myself, to the extent that my friends also laughed at me reading the contents of the posts you wrote, that's how a talented writer told a story, just about farts we can all smile and laugh out loud ,, the ideas you put out today really entertain us all here....
speaking of shunting stones I also do it very often and do it, let alone using a wheelbarrow, it's not an easy job, which obviously requires extra effort, it's very natural for your fart to come out when you push it, let alone take a coral the size of our heads, from the riverbed and lifting it to the top of the cliff is not an easy job, I noticed that the rock that you raise to the top of the cliff is approximately 2 cubic meters if we call it that where we call it...
working all day long to move stones using a wheelbarrow, it is certain that the wind that is in our bodies all comes out, aka farts, will sound continuously,, if the wind has gone out, aka farts have sounded, then our bodies must feel very comfortable...
it will definitely be very exciting the next episode or a new story from you,, I will definitely be waiting for the new stories that you will present later... greetings are always healthy my friend.....
I think you and me are the same, physical labor is very difficult, but if we have a sense of humor the work is much easier and the day goes by much faster.
I am glad you enjoyed this post, your working adventures injected with a bit of humor are some of my favorite posts to read on Hive. It is best not too take life too serious, and this way we can keep the stress away, and if we're lucky, perhaps even make someone else other than ourselves laugh ππ.
I see you working all day pushing carts filled with stones and picking them up in the river where the water is clear but why do you have to take off your clothes? are you hot..or is it lighter if you don't wear clothes. wow.. wow..farting is really dirty wind than holding it in, it's better if you just press it out so it's relieved and your enthusiasm for work increases..π€£π€£π€£
I took off my clothes at the end of the day because I always take a swim and get the stinky sweat off my body. I agree, farts are better to release, and if timed correctly they can help propel us forward π.
This part made me a laugh. It must have been a 'farty fairy' aka fairy or very farty.
I hope you can cut down on the insane amount of 14 hours spent online.
Maybe I am Tinkersmell instead of Tinkerbell. The wife has promised to learn more Hive skills, so I am trying to be patient, and also Srey-Yuu, who I am hoping will eventually be responsible for ASEAN Hive voting on her curation post days.
Looking at those pictures of yours, I can say that you really had fun doing your tasks π
Perhaps a bit too much fun, but without a little humor manual labor is no fun at all.
Yes you're right! A little diversion not to feel being tired while working
Well, that was quite the fart post, I must say. Looks like there are many hivers who love a little fart humour. Entertainment value while moving rocks π€£
It didn't start off as a fart post, but I honestly never know where the post is going once I start typing. Farting on the open seas must be great, no sound and plenty of salty wind to send it straight to the heavens.
π€£π€£π€£π€£ that is very true