Call Me Elon Musk Legitimate Bastard Son, Here is why?
PROMP - You woke up this morning and received a call from an unknown number. The caller introduced himself as Elon Musk and claimed to be your father. Tell us what happened after, and feel free to take the story in any direction...
If this happens to me, I will just break up with my father immediately and become Elon Musk's bastard son straight🤓😳
###This is how I'm going to do it.
Number One:🙆😳
I'll call my daddy on the phone immediately. I will not go and see him physically so that he will not give me a dirty slap. 🙆
I'll say, "Daddy, thank you so much for all you have done for me. Thank you for the free meal. Thank you for the free gift. Thank you for the free accommodation, for the free school fees you are paying for me. Thank you for the free apple and apple pie that I'm eating every day. Thank you for taking care of me and my mommy. But Daddy, I think this is the last bus stop for me and You sir, and I want you to know that I'm not drinking, oh 😆😆, as in, I'm perfectly okay, sir. Yeah!
Dad, I'm sorry, in fact, I'm really sorry, sir, but not really so sorry too much because this one na business. 😜 I will say, "Dad, I'm calling you to break up with you officially, sir. You are no longer my daddy. I found a new daddy. And this new daddy is a must-go-to for me. If I want to give you my true daddy peace of mind, I need to follow this new daddy immediately. Because this new daddy has everything I want. So Daddy, I'm sorry for breaking up with you officially. In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. So Daddy, are you sure you know what I'm saying? I'm very sure of what I'm saying. My new father's name is Elon Musk. And he's calling and telling all the newspapers that he's my father. He's my biological father. Elon Musk, the richest man in the world. Daddy, that's why I want to go with him. I have to follow him. Daddy, go and relax. You tried your best. At least for this man to be seen as my biological father, let me accept him. Daddy, go and relax, okay. 🤓😳
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Again, I mean daddy, go and sleep. 🤓🤑 At least chill for six months. Let's see what happens first. And my daddy, as a wise man, said, "Okay, no problem, my son. The Lord will go with you. Follow Elon Musk. But don't go and dull yourself over there, okay. I know you are a smart boy. That means you resemble Naija dad, meaning we don't carry last.
So my daddy officially released me and denounced me as a father, as a son. So to go with Elon Musk.
Back to my new father.
So the first thing I did, immediately, I called the richest man in the world, the billionaire, Elon Musk. I said, "Elon Musk, my new dad, I'm officially announcing to the world that you are my real dad. Yes, in fact, I accept your offer immediately. You said to the paper that you are my dad. Yes, I'm your son too. You don't even need to tell the whole world that I'm your son. I'm that your bastard son out there. Yes, thank God you have found me. Daddy, I'm ready to listen to you. I'm your son. Please, I know your house. You don't even need to forward your address. I know where you stay. I know your office. I know everything about you, so I will come over there." So my daddy said, "Okay, there's no problem. God bless you, my son. Since you've accepted my offer, no problem. I'm ready to dance to your tune. Forward your account to me." I forwarded my UBA account number, a dollar account, to my new dad, Elon Musk. Before I looked, Elon Musk wired $5 million to my account. He wired $5 million to my account. So, I see $5 million in my account. I say, "Thank you, sir." I call my new dad. I say, "Here's what I'm seeing." I call my old cargo daddy. He says, I say, "Can you believe Elon Musk just wired $5 million to my account as a tip to come to the United States of America? My old cargo daddy jumped up and started screaming 😱 😱 OGBODO OYINBO (MEANS AMERICA) 😆😆 as African dad used to do. Ah, me? My son? I say, "No, I'm not your son again. Remember, we had an agreement, but don't worry, daddy, I will send something to you." So, immediately, I wanted to send the money, but I'm like, no, let me wait first. I don't know what got my new father angry, Elon Musk. I say, I'm not going to send this money now. I'm going to hold on first and let my new dad see the money in my account first before I send it out.
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So, immediately, a private jet was sent to me. I brought the private jet to the U.S. to my new dad, Elon Musk. My new dad will call me, do all sorts of things, prepare food. They give me all those flowers, flowers to eat. I say, I don't eat flowers. I need my Nigerian traditional food. I need good food. He asked somebody to cook Eba for me. I eat Eba, Eba, and white rice. I eat everything. So, my new dad, I told my new dad that, okay, I have to do something for my old cargo dad. So much generous new father "Elon Musk" approved it immediately, he asked me to forward some cash to my old cargo dad. I forwarded $2 million to my old dad, and in my pocket, I have $3 million. Because I asked my old dad to give my mom, my mama, $1 million from the money, and my old daddy too should keep $1 million, making $2 million. So, I too, I keep $3 million in my pocket.
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The Occasion
Elon Musk has organized some event to introduce me to the world and tell them this is my new son. And as you can see me in front of the light, in front of the camera, journalists, all of them, they are looking at me. And imagine how this bastard son is so lucky.
Responded, the concubine I have in Nigeria. That woman named ABIKELOMO. She's from Abeokuta, Ogun State Nigeria. This is the bastard son she gave birth to me. And the bastard son is now at home.
The Hive Blockchain Investment advice.
After the dinner party and everything, dad and I started discussing. So, I told my dad I would love to invest this MONEY 🤑🤑
My dad said I should invest this money in Hive blockchain because that is one of the places he made his money too. My dad, Elon Musk, said Hive blockchain is one of the best platforms because they reward people for their daily efforts and writing skills. And if you invest your money into Hive, your money will yield up in multiple folds. 🤑🤓🤓👍👍 Yeah!
In the meantime, my dad started teaching me about Hive blockchain and Hive communities like HIVE GHANA, HIVE NAIJA, AFRI-TUNES, PROOF OF BRAIN, NEOXIAN, etc.
He started teaching me about PowerUp. He started teaching me about how to invest wisely. And I'm glad I'm part of Hive blockchain. That's why I'm sharing my experience. He eventually sent some big money to my old cargo dad. Mr. Musk is a very nice dad.
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Hope your dad will not see this post.
🤓😆👍👍😱 honestly, it incredibly wonderful what inspiration and imagination can create. Thanks for stopping by bro.
You are so funny, if your real dad see this, he will suffer a heart attack.
Not at all, here is my plan,
Even if he sees this and get angry, I have his account number with me here 🤓🤓🤪🤪 just $10,000 is MoreThan enough.. 🤓 the man go dey laugh like small pikin when he sees and the alert🤓🙆🤪
the father I know will immediately delete the alerts on his phone in other to avoid mobile gost robbery 🤑🤑😳😳
It's fun to be here and thanks for reading.
Just pray your father doesn’t see this post …
Old cargo daddy
Not at all, here is my plan, Even if he sees this and get angry, I have his account number with me here 🤓🤓🤪🤪 just $10,000 is MoreThan enough.. 🤓 the man go dey laugh like small pikin when he sees and the alert🤓🙆🤪 the father I know will immediately delete the alerts on his phone in other to avoid mobile gost robbery 🤑🤑😳😳 It's fun to be here and thanks for reading.