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My gee and I

Let hangout guy, is been long we had fun, ok gee have heard what you said, ok! How much do you have to spend going out, hah, I thought you will be the one spending, hmmmm, ok gee let go out. we went to the eatery close by, when we get there we order some filled snacks and drinks, my guy said No bro, you remember tomorrow is your birthday so we need to start now to enjoy our selves.. Bro I don't have enough money on me.

I reply! you remember you play a jackpot worth #500,000 in dollars is 800$, yea I do but it remain 1 game to play for the jackpot to be won. Wow!!! The game will come Chelsea will win the match, Chelsea have a good defense so don't panic. With the courage my gee gave to me I was with courage of winning the game.

I call the bar man asking him to bring a lot of drinks to the table and also tell that lady that Pablo Escobar is in the building, she should not pay for what she bought, the girl became happy and appreciated me for the kind gesture i shown to her, I told her is nothing much, am here to chill with my gee and also to make everyone in this eatery to be happy, everyone in the eatery's shouted Pablo wire wire, with the convenience in me I told bar man to give everyone drinks that the bill is on me.

My gee was with a lady ordering pizza, drinks and some others food items, I also do the same. We laughed and talk and have fun, the waiter brought my bills and told me my bills is #156,000 in dollars is about 250$ I told him is nothing is a little money that I can afford, my name is Pablo Escobar is a big name, so don't panic am capable of the bill. Chelsea match began and it was showing live on TV I and my gee watch the match it was half time, Chelsea and the opponent was playing 0-0, my heart started beating seriously, my gee told me guy don't panic "Chelsea de home e go win" he said that in pidgin.

I thought of it and I was a little bit relief, I step out to urinate and I heard Goal, I jumped up and shouter too when I came inside the eatery back I saw my gee face so rough and I checked the score 😢0-1 the opponent score Chelsea in 90mins, I couldn't say a word I just fell down, people around me took me up, my gee with his hand on is head was saying my guy "it has happened".

Extra time was 5mins, we waited, we waited but Chelsea didn't score 😢 I couldn't hold the tears, I cry out people ask what was going on, I told them is Chelsea 😭😭 my ticket, some guys around knew what was going on at that moment, they told me I should take heart, I couldn't stop crying. The waiter came to me and ask ATM card or Cash.

my gee look at the waiter and told him none of the above, Chelsea as spoiled the game, the waiter I do not understand the both of you, please answer ATM card or cash, we were just on the floor and people were looking at us, thinking what was going on, seeing Pablo Escobar and his friend on the floor crying, the next thing I and my gee saw was the security, took us up and told us if we don't have money to pay for all the food and drinks we bought we will watch the plate and clean the place every morning and night for the duration of 5month without any salaries until we have money to pay them. I look my gee and told him we have fuck up 😭😭😭😔..

Thanks for the reading 😂😂😂 hope you know what will happen within that 5month😂😂😂.



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Great post, @kingsleymark. But dude, seriously, make your paragraphs 4-5 lines at most as this was very difficult to get through. Otherwise, they just look like a wall of words.

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😂😂 who's way more stupid..your friend or you???...how can you flex on money you've not seen yet 😂😂😂
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I think washing plates and cleaning is too much for Pablo to do but you guys were lucky..some people wouldn't have beaten you both up..

Great post my friend 😂😂😂❤️

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😂😂😂😂 Pablo and his friend learn a lesson of their lives, thanks for reading.

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