My New Year's First Day On A Fantasy World
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My ideal perfect New Year's First day
As for me, the only means we can get all our wishes play out well especially when it comes to the control of the day is when we have a super power. So I'd be writing this particular article based on if I had a super power on that day to control the day.
The things I would do:
- Prolongs the day
Everyone of us know how that special day runs so fast as if it's on a temple run. Maybe it doesn't happen to you but mine finishes so quick and maybe it's because of how sleepy it turns out for me...(I uses almost half of the day to sleep because of the sleepless night during the New Year's Eve).
If I have the control of the day, I would love to add additional 10hours to both the day and night. With this, I'll have my time to sleep, wake up and meet enough time to do my things
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The longer the day/time, the more we have time to eat, get hungry and eat again🤣.
- Excess money like a 'ritualist'
This sounds hilarious but it's the real deal for me. We must admit that 98% of the plans we had that day was all tied down to money and this money will always not be enough.
Guys! I had a lot of things to do assuming I had the kind of money I needed. I'm the type that attracts 'billing' from the slightest sight and there's always not enough money to front these billings, to the extent that I refused to come out of my room because outside is all about "come and do New Year for me". Lol.
I remember, the first day I landed in my compound I met all those elderly extended family members in our house, they boldly told me that they don't take malt or soft drink...that I should provide beer for them OMO! I spent almost 3k buying beer for them...when I'm not a 'ritualist'. And this "do this for me" continued all through the stay
The New Year celebration will make a lot of sense if there's enough money to make everything 'detty', I wish to have the kind of money that can't finish.
- Fuel station in my house
Who's not feeling the heat of fuel scarcity (talking about Nigerians)? If I have the power or capacity, I would've adopted a fuel station in our compound so that we don't have to worry about fuel.
Infact, with the way fuel is scarces, giving someone 5 litres of fuel will be most valued than food items. Lol🤣.
I remember the far places I targeted to visit but there was no fuel to mobilize the motorcycle, so I ended up not going again. Transport fare extremely got increased.
- Time out with LOML
You should know the meaning of LOML, Incase you don't know, please use Google 🙄.
I would have loved to go out with LOML but unfortunately there was none and the one I aimed at before the festive season, was collected by someone that has money more than me😢
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If there was enough money, I would have went for that Lady on this blockchain that lives in Warri but.... Let me stop here 🥳🥳🥳
Thanks for reading
Hmmm.. That's true though.. But money eh it brings respect ooo. With money you will be bold to do anything and enter anywhere.
Yeah, after God, money is the next force to control the world.
Thank you for reading
Go and make money so that they won't have to snatch your LOML away from you 🤣🤣🤣
But wait! Just for a day, you want to have a fuel station 🙄
Also, you don't even need money since you will have the power and things are under your control. So, no need of money since you can get things at the tip of your finger.
Rock the day in your imagination 😂😂
The way people are using money to snatch people's partners in relationship ehhh!🤭
It's true I don't need money cos I have the power to make it rain or print it in my room😁.
Thank you for reading
Na who get money get partner oo 😅😅
10 long hours. Ah ah! Na you go still tire😂
I get this part.
And they'll not let you be until you grant their requests.
Plus, how will you tell them that a big guy like you cannot afford beer😂
It's part of the celebration sha 😂😂
But really, the way the prices of things are going up is really disturbing.
The "come and do New year for me" is one culture that I know will live with this Earth till end time 🤣. And it always work with guys. Ladies have big advantage on this.
Thank you for reading cheeamaka
Omo, you really went all out 😂 the funny thing is that everything you talked about except that prolonging of day can be achieved with lots of money 😁 most of the time, what stops us from doing a lot of fun activities is lack of money, if not I for dey flex everyday 😆
Yeah, this is very correct. Money is the major sponsor to all these things and this money is always scarce
Money is the main thing o, with it you can have anything at the tip of your finger.
Lolz, sorry bro. Hustle ooooo, don't let then snatch your wife o
But that fuel station is necessary, I also wish to have one because this scarcity of a thing is something else. Nice ideas friend
Excess money like a ritualist 😂😂 , if it were possible I'd do that even before you.