_{"We also know that the Earth can't possibly be flat because that would mean it has an edge, and that also means that the cats would have knocked everything off the edge of the world by now! There'd be nothing here, anymore!"}

"Hence, the Earth must be round."

Now those are words I need to make sure "My Pet Human" sees and acknowledges...

He once called me a nasty name refrencing where the poo comes from when I was juss being a normal kitty...

I think I have it on video. I will make it a giphy for posting here. You can make up the words yourself. He was laughing but said I was a (butt hole)