Weekend - Engagement WEEK 150 / The clueless alien

Good evening hivers, welcome back to my blog... Today I share with you the challenge that corresponds to this weekend, our friend @galenkp offers us several options, I love the following proposal:
The absent-minded alien, you meet an alien and he asks you to explain the following three human things because he is clueless about them: Farting, Masturbation, Greed.

FARTING: To explain about farts I would explain that although sometimes the smell is VERY unpleasant it is a normal reaction in all human beings. I would explain some circumstances that produce them so that in case he decides to stay on earth he can avoid them. I would convince him to eat a healthy and balanced diet, since there are foods that produce gas and stomach discomfort, although there are some vegetables and beans that produce a lot of gas. I would reassure him that farting is not the reflection of an illness, unless it is very constant and accompanied by abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea or any other symptom that triggers his body alarms.

MASTURBATION: I would explain that it is a normal practice in human beings, that there are no parameters for performing it, as it depends on the physiological need of each person. I would tell her that she should not feel any kind of remorse when practicing it since endorphins are released through it and that it is the healthiest way to know the erogenous points of your body, that this exploration will help to guide your partner when the time comes to have it. I would tell him that masturbation is not only practiced by people who do not have partners, that it is a way to show your partner where and how to caress each part of your body.

GREED: As for greed, I would explain that we live in a society where most people always want to have more than they can and that sometimes they enter a circle where they focus on a desire to possess a lot of wealth without having the nobility to share it with anyone, with the sole objective of being able to hoard a great fortune without helping their fellow man or their relatives. I would explain to him that having ambitions is fine and that fighting for them is better, that the problem is not in achieving economic stability that generates a good quality of life, that what is unpleasant is the feeling of selfishness of hoarding a fortune from selfishness.