LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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Week 4 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Last week's Challenge was a success and we added several jokes to our database and gave out a bunch of LOLZ.

We built an airdrop bot this weekend to help with handing out the rewards, so we plan to drop the rewards throughout the week, rather than waiting till near the end of week.

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.

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Reblogged!
!LOLZ

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Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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Wanna eat rice? Tell mum about an expensive soup you like so much

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Yo mama ate so much soup when she gets in an elevator it has to go down.

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!LOLZ a little mean spirited for us, but we think it is funny!

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@mehmetfix yorum yapmak mantıklı olabilir. Diğerleri değil :D

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NE gibi bir yorum yapabileceğimi bilmiyorum. Gerçektne bir veritabanı mı oluşturuyorlar acaba 😅

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Veri tabanını komik şeyler için oluşturuyorlar. Fıkra Türkçesi. Senin her yazdığını kayıt etmiyorlar !LOLZ

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Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@mecurry, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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Joke.

When you look outside the window and see your neighbor naked, walking around in their backyard. Make sure you lock eyes. If it doesn't happen make sure it happens. Even if you have to go jump over the fence and then lock eyes.

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It has to be kid friendly lol

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hehehe well my kids are harder than some so yeah HAHAHA

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I was hearing full put uncensored jokes and watching porn when I was 13. No silly religious rules in 9ur home, just living with the consequence if your actions.

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Joke

3 window cleaners, Tom, John and Brad are doing their normal job, scaling the side of a sky scraper. As they wash windows their discussion trailed onto the topic of what's for lunch. Tom says he has a tuna sandwich, John claims to have instant noodles and needs a microwave on lunch, while Brad has a salad.

The day carries on and lunch finally arrives, all 3 of them are not overly satisfied with the mundane lunch they eat everyday. Brad claims his salad is so bad he will jump off the building tomorrow if he receives a salad, while the other 2 laugh and reconcile on how dissatisfied they also are, the 3 of them make a pact.

All 3 claim if they receive the same lunch tomorrow, they will certainly jump from the building and exit this mundane life to save themselves from the daily grind.

So the work day starts and all 3 Tom, John and Brad are enjoying their coffee and morning routines prepping for work. Being a busy day, they plan to eat lunch on the platform. The lunch time finally rolls around and the moment of truth comes to light as Tom pulls out a soup, John pulls out a sandwich and brad pulls out a salad... Immediately Brad jumps to his death, to the shock of his friends he had received a salad...

While attending the funeral Tom and John are comforting Brads wife and eventually the discussion comes up about the jump, when Tom asks Brads wife "who made him that salad everyday" ... She replies "Brad made his own lunch."

sorry if this is lame, i do not know kid friendly jokes, this suicide joke was lame and not even kid safe, i do not know how to be funny if i am censored.

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Heartbreak pill. Take soda because you're sober
@ddn688

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There was a story of three jolly friends, names are Trouble, Mad and Mind your business.
One day Trouble got missing and the two friends went to police station to report.

At The Police Station
Mind Your Business ask Mad to stay outside why he went inside to report the situation.

Mind Your Business: Good day
Police Officer: Good day! can we help you?
Mind Your Business: Yes, I'm looking for Trouble
Police Officer: What do you mean?
Mind Your Business: I said, I'm looking for Trouble
Police Officer wanted to ask the third time, but whisper to his colleagues, is like this guy is mad.

Mind Your Business heard what the police officer whisper to his colleagues and respond, Officer No, I'm not Mad, meanwhile, Mad is outside.

Now, the Police Officer now confronted the guy and said, you must be Mad

The guy keep saying Mad is outside. As Mad who is outside noticed noise from the station, he rushed in and ask the Police Officer to please try to hear him out.

He said, this guy is not mad, I'm Mad. Then the Police Officer now more confused, he said both of you must be mad.

Then, the guy said, please I'm not Mad, but Mind Your Business

😂😂😂😂

I've reblogged the post.

@akannibounty check this out.

!LOLZ 😂😆

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Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @samest
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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I never heard that one before.

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Reading it again, I'm wondering if I let a dirty joke slip through... !LOL

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.
@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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A 70 years old man 👴 asked his wife, do you get jealous when I chase young girls?

The wife replied; No, the wife replied.

Old man; Why aren't you jealous?

Wife: Because even dogs chase car they can't drive.

!LOLZ

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Another Joke

They asked a man, What's foul in the field of play?
He answered, how will foul play football, only human being do play ball.

!LOLZ 😂😂

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Has a Shakespearean ring to it. Like something out of the first act of Macbeth.

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@reinerzufall89

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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That's as sweet as a Belgium chocolate.

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Why do math teacher have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply

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Where is !LOL when you need it. Give the absolute a break he is a teacher of a-rhythm-tricks.

drum roll

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My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

Revlogged this post

Tagging @ladyofpolicy ok this one.

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At Kinder, all the kids were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up. A boy raised his hand and shouted he would like to be a secret agent....I don't think he would make a good secret agent :D

Reblogged and @hollowknightgod

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Reblogged and I'm leaving these two for you guys.

1 - "What did the full glass say to the half empty glass? You look drunk!"

2 - "What did the salt say to the pepper? Catch you in the next seasoning.

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You full!!!!!

Answer my three question or suffer the consequences you will:

  1. What is your name good knight?

  2. What is your hollow quest?

  3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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I'm the hollowknightgod my good sir, and my quest is but one in the Kingdom of Hive; to enjoy the path itself.

About the airspeed velocity of the swallow... It really doesn't matter as long as two can carry a coconut together.

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I'm thinking about making a club in school for all of us that love math. We should be called the Algebros

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I just bought some Algebro from Hive-engine. The asked me to pay Quadratically.

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Very good. We will add it and !DROPLOZ 5 for the contribution!

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A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”She says, “My mom died.” He tell her to go home, but she says, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”

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Her boss said,

"Could you be more Pacific?"

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Boy: Why does 80 HD run in our family?

Dad: It won't sit still.

@vikbuddy... try a joke here.

!LOL

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Nice, we accept it and !DROPLOLZ 7

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What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mineopoly - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

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He's rolling all over the floor.

Did he catch rabies....?

No,

He caught the R-O- !LOLZ airdrop

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Cheech looked at Chong and started laughing.

Chong:

What is it man?

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Cheech:

It's the LOLz toke in amigo.

It's making me hi.

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Live a stress-free life. More money more problems, no money no problem
LOL 😂😂😂

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I've got 3 gold ones!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean.

Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest
I hope you liked it but anyway have a nice day with a lots of laugh! :D
@mpoukovo

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!LOLZ
WAS IST HIER LOS? 😀

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What do you call an elephant who is the head of an Italian gang?

A masta don.

and reblogged

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I threw a boomerang a few years ago
I now live in constant fear
🤣

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Do you love her?! Kiss her in front of his father holding a gun and ready to shoot

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Hello Guys! my joke!

!LOLZ

Two friends meet. The first, he knows that his friend is a passionate fisherman asks:
"Didn't you go fishing today?"
"NO! I wouldn't have taken anything"
"How can you be sure?"
"I read today's horoscope which said:" Lucky day for the fish "

@bencwarmer tag!:)

!PGM
!BEER
!LUV 1

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Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@blumela, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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reblog it !LOLZ

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lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @blumela
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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People say I’ve got no willpower but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159, then it just CLIX.

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Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.

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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

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I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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Hey... just saw this long list of jokes. We have added 11 more of jokes, and will send you 55 LOLZ. Thanks for the contributions! @lolztoken

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Most excellent news good team. Thanks for the laughs Ill have more for when you need more. !PIZZA

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Blog reposted. @edprivat
And from the English Department:
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
🤣🤣🤣🤣💟🙏

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What do you call a caveman's fart ??

The answer is - A blast from the past 💨

#lolz

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