LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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Week 4 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Hey folks, we are a bit late getting this out, but you know what they say, better latter than never. So...

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Last week's Challenge was a success and we added several jokes to our database and gave out a bunch of LOLZ.

We are going to be out a lot this week so if we don't hit you with your rewards, don't worry... we will. Thanks in advance for your understanding!

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.

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How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @alekst7
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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Good to see you back here today,.

Come on do you have to put smile on our faces today again

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Good one boss and I have always wanted to ask how many lolz can I hold before I can be eligible to tip other users too.

Can I get something to cheer about too

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Currently you need 8 tokens to call the bot.

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Nice one, trust am here early enough today,, lolz is just a perfect way of putting smile on our faces

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Interesting to see,we go again today,,so what is it to laugh about today.

Do I get one too

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Warum ist die Giraffe so groß?? Weil sie einen langen Hals hat 😂😂
!LOLZ

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Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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Thanks for the !LOL

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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!

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Thanks for all the jokes, we will be accepting 11 of them and send you 55 !LOLZ directly since our drop bot can only handle up to 9 tokens at a time.

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

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What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

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I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar, but I don’t believe him.

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If you think eggplant is good, you should try any other food; it’s much better.

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Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

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You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right” – in the left side, there’s nothing right and in the right side, there’s nothing left.

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It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

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What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!

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Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold.

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I once made a belt out of $100 bills.

It was a waist of time.

I re-blogged for awareness. Loving the project :)

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Reblogged, and I'll drop four jokes for this week.

1 - Why did the gangster went to see the doctor? Cause he had a Glock-oma.

2 - Did you know I used to be a banker? Yeah, I lost interest.

3 - A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair, and some people.

4 - Why aren't Koalas actual bears? They don't meet the Koalafications.

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Hey glad to see you back! I've got three punchlines for you!

1 How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One.. or two?
2 Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
3 The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
I hope you guys like them!
@mpoukovo

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Nice, thanks for the contribution. We accept all 3 and will send you 17 !LOLZ

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
@lofone, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

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Glad you liked them guys! Can't wait to spread some laugh! :)

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I'll throw 4 puns for you guys , I hope at least 1 makes you laugh :)

1.-Why don't helicopters fly in the morning?
    Twirly
2.-Did you hear about the farmer that won an award?
    He was outstanding in his field!
3.-What happened to the guy who lost the whole left side of his body?
    He's Allright now
4.-I searched a list of ten puns to find one that made me laugh....
    No pun in ten did

Cheers! @karkalitsos

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Can't say these are my own jokes, but I've read them somewhere and thought they were quite funny. Here's a few 😉 Reblogged and tag @relf87

  • Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
    He was just going through a stage.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything.
  • A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
    The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you”.
  • What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
    The space bar.
  • What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
    Re-Morse code.

Hope at least 1 makes someone out there smile 😄

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing it just waved.

@gamergeek56 / If interested, Tell a joke and earn LOLZ token

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Two hitmen are walking through a dark forest. One turns to the other and says, "You know, these woods are kind of scary." The other hitman replies with "What are you complaining about? At least you don't have to walk back alone."

Reblogged!

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