KIDS ARE THE REAL COMEDIANS

I am a teacher and most of the funniest moments of my life were moments I spent with Children.
I have had a lot of dealings with children, Children are indeed lovely creatures and they bring so much joy and laughter to an environment.

Everything about them is always funny and crazy but also adorable. From the way they act when they're angry to the way they behave when they know they have done something wrong, to the way they apologise for a wrong doing, it's always very funny but cute.

Teaching children could be fun but it's also very exacting and stressful too. p
People think its easy because what is taught to the kids are simple and basic lessons but what people don't seem to understand is that the brain of kids aren't well developed like that of adults and so, to kids, those seemingly simple lessons on Alphabets and Numbers are as complex as Calculus is to grown-ups.

As a teacher I get to see a lot of funny and crazy events. Sometimes things get awkward especially when kids ask some ridiculous questions. They would be like;
"Mr. Lucky, How are babies formed in the belly ? , who put them there ?". One of the kids once asked how they bring out babies from the stomach. These kind of questions always bring some sort of awkwardness to the atmosphere but these kids don't know about that, they don't even care. they ask these questions with so much boldness and soberness.

I always try to evade these questions as much as I can, although it's really difficult because kids can be really dogged.

Some other funny questions kids ask are ;

"Do people go back to the stomach when they're old since they came out from there when they were babies ?"

" If my stomach is paining me , does it mean that I am pregnant ?"

sometimes they may even see a man with bulgy stomach and ask if the man is pregnant. They can walk up to him and ask him what name he would call his child after he gives birth .

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Once a kid saw me looking and smiling at a lady, she began to smile too, She then asked me if I loved the lady and if she was my girlfriend. I was really shocked. I couldn't just believe it. How did they know about love, relationships, girlfriends etc. I immediately changed the topic as I didn't want any more shocker.

Kids learn things really fast and they don't filter the informations they get, they just take them in as they hear it and so we try to be careful of what we say or how we act around them. Few days back, a kid and I was conversing, and because I did something he didn't like, he said to me "I am not your mate, I will beat you". Everyone that heard him was quite amused. I laughed too. It was quite funny how someone who was a bit above the height of my knee would say that he would beat me.😄😄😄

Kids can be really funny and cute. When you tell them not to touch or tamper with something but they eventually do and maybe they end up damaging the thing, they would become very calm and meek like sheeps. When they see you, they would come to you with a long face, sometimes they may even be crying. You would now have to Start begging and consoling them while trying to know what the issue really is.

Some would come to you in tears and say " uncle, I'm sorry". They say it so passionately that you would even forgive them before they tell you what they have done wrong. 😄😄

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The funniest part is that kids can be really selfish and covetous sometimes. I had once given my phone to one of the kids just to soothe her. She then became calm. She opened one of the games and began playing. After a while, I wanted my phone back because I needed to leave for a meeting but she refused giving it back. When I tried to take it, she would hide it.

Another case is when you buy them a pack of biscuits or cookies and you ask them for a piece of it, they would immediately forget that you were the one that got it all for them. They become very stingy and wouldn't share.

If you ever want to laugh and do not know what to do, gather a few kids and ask them what they want to be in future and why they want to be those things in future, You would laugh so hard at what they would say and the reasons they'll give for their choices

In one of the school's children parties, a few kids were brought to spotlight. They were given the microphone and an interviewer asked each of them what they wanted to be in future. Their replies were really funny and it got me laughing so hard.

The interviewer asked the first child, "what do your want to be in future ?", the child replied with so much boldness, " I want to be a big girl" 😄😄

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When they asked the next child what he wanted to be when he grows up, he said he would like to be a navy officer so he would be catching fishes 😄😄

the next child was so composed and dressed so smartly. He laughed at replies of the previous children so everyone felt he would be a very smart child and would give a wonderful reply.

When the question was thrown to him "What do want to be in future ?"

He said in a very small calm voice
"I would like to be a parent" 😄😄. when they asked him why , he replied confidently, "so that I can have children"

The next child said he would like to be a hero.
When he was asked why he wanted to be a hero, he said he wanted to be a hero so that he could fly.

The last child said he would like to be the boss so he would have people following and guarding him all the time

Kids are really funny. Sometimes when I remember some experiences with them, I just can help but laugh. They bring so much joy.

What are your funny experiences with kids I would like to hear them too. Thank you so much for stopping by. I hope you found this interesting