TRAILER 69 + GOTA PARTE 2
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Dentola insistiu em entrevistar um Hippie que morava num camping com um cachorro asmática e uma moça muito bonita.
A lenda diz que esse Hippie maluco ainda tinha o mítico ''veneno da lata''.
Se você não sabe o que é Veneno da Lata, ler esse livro: Verão da Lata de Wilson Aquino. Ele conta a história de de como várias latas de maconha chegaram no litoral brasileiro.
Dentola disse que localizou o paradeiro do Hippie. E me chamou para ir com ele. Partimos no Fusca do Dentinho, como um programa do Discovery Channel, Os caçadores de Weed.
Quando chegamos, tinhamos que achar o Trailer 69. Interceptei uma senhora que vendia incenso.
. Olá tudo bem tia? A senhora sabe onde fica o número 69?
. São só vocês dois?
. Sim.
. Oh, se quiser eu libero minha barraca por 10 reais. Depois vão ter que deixar tudo limpinho!
Janis Joplin achou que nos eramos gay. Dentola ficou bravo! Pediu para sairmos de perto dela antes que ele fizesse alguma merda haha.
Perdidinhos atrás do número do trailer e no caminho encontramos um carteiro barbudo.
Perguntamos onde ficava o número 69 ele disse que ficava em frente ao 96. Esse porra não faz sentido mas faz, tá ligado?
Finalmente achamos o trailer, era um trailer pequeno, com detalhes hippies e tinha um dog asmática que parecia uma ovelha. Devia ter uns 1000 anos, olhou pra nos e latiu feliz. E bro, de dentro de do trailer saiu uma mulher fascinante. Linda. Com a pele dourada. Com um vestinho fino. Veio na nossa direção com seus olhos verdes e perguntou: Vocês vieram entrevistar o Leo? Hm, então o Leo tá surfando. Vocês querem alguma coisa?
O dog velho começou a latir e apareceu um hippie com um corpo perfeito. Na melhor forma possível. Ai Leo sentou com a gente. Dentola começou a entrevista-lo. E Leo contou a história do Verão da Lata.
Leo disse que estava sentado na prancha esperando as ondas quando viu um brilho. Era um peixe voador. O peixe disse a Leo: Leo na próxima série você encontrará a felicidade.
E na próxima onda uma lata bateu na perna de Leo. Ele começou a xingar quem jogou aquilo no mar. E quando olhou pra frente tinha mais de 100 latas. Ele começou a juntar o que podia para tirar o ''lixo'' do mar. Conseguiu juntar umas 20. Cada uma com 1,2 kg de maconha. Quando Leo saiu da água o seu cachorro ficou igual um policial latindo para latas.
A mulher nos interrompe e Leo pergunta se está tudo pronto. Ela diz que sim. Nosso sensor canábico entrou em alerta. Entramos no trailer e do nada o hippie pegou um enorme pedaço verde e disse que era seu último pedaço da lata.
E eles nos deu de presente. Nessa hora nossos olhos lacrimejaram. É muita emoção. É como receber a guitarra queimada do Jimmy Hendrix.
Dentola cheira com carinho aquele pedaço de história e me passa. Também cheiro aquele aroma doce.
. Obrigado, obrigado! Que demais, to sem palavras!
. Como você vai fazer daqui pra frente sem a mítica weed da lata?
. Calma galera! Eu falei que essa era a que sobrou. A que sobrou da última lata que eu abri a 2 anos.
A linda mulher trouxe uma lata nova e disse: Rapazes, tenham a honra de abrir o mítico veneno da lata. Dentola ficou hipnotizado e parado e me passou a lata. Ai eu comecei abrir a lata. E lá estava ela verde cryptonita, como um bom vinho envelhecido.
Enquanto tocava Raul Seixas, o Hippie gente boa acendeu. Maior responsa. Experimentar o veneno da lata manégléglé. Depois de fumar eu estava muito doido. Mas era uma boa limpa.
A mente processava várias informações, as cores tavam lindas. Sei que do nada, o hippie saiu do trailer e voltou com 2 pranchas de surf enormes.
Por sorte estávamos usando bermuda. E surfamos umas 2 horas. Ai eu nem lembro. Dentola que tinha medo também surfou.
E aí fudeu, só lembro de flashs. Não lembro de se despedir deles. Não lembro como saímos de lá. Só lembro que estavamos na porta de casa dentro do Fusca no Dentola.
. Porra Dentola, como nos paramos aqui?
. Sei lá bro! Quer saber que horas tem?
. São que horas?
. 4:20!
. São sempre 4:20 em algum lugar!
. Então taca fogo manégléglé!
Dentola insisted on interviewing a Hippie who lived in a camping with an asthmatic dog and a very beautiful girl.
Legend has it that this crazy Hippie still had the mythical "veneno da lata".'
If you don't know what Veneno da Lata is, read this book: Wilson Aquino's Verão da Lata. It tells the story of how several cans of marijuana arrived on the Brazilian coast.
Dentola said he traced the hippie's whereabouts. And he asked me to go with him. We set off in The Dentinho Beetle, like a Discovery Channel show, Weed Hunters.
When we arrived, we had to find Trailer 69. I intercepted a lady who sold incense.
. Hello all right, aunt? Do you know where number 69 is?
. Is it just the two of you?
. Yes.
. Oh, if you want, I'll release my tent for 10 reais. But then you're going to have to clean up!
Janis Joplin thought we were gay. Dentola got mad! He asked us to get away from her before he did anything shit haha.
We got lost looking for the trailer number and on the way we found a bearded mailman.
We asked where the number 69 was he said he was in front of 96. This shit doesn't make sense, but it does, you know?
We finally found the trailer, it was a small trailer with hippie details and had an asthmatic dog that looked like a sheep. He must have been about 1000 years old, he looked at us and he washed happily. And bro, from inside the trailer came a fascinating woman. Beautiful. With the golden skin. With a thin vest. He came towards us with his green eyes and asked, "Did you come to interview Leo?" Um, so Leo's surfing. Do you guys want anything?
The old dog began to latand appeared a hippie with a perfect body. In the best possible way. Then Leo sat with us. Dentola started interviewing him. And Leo told the story of The Verão da Lata.
Leo said he was sitting on the board waiting for the waves when he saw a glow. It was a flying fish. The fish said to Leo: Leo in the next series you will find happiness.
And on the next wave a can hit Leo's leg. He started cursing who threw it into the sea. And when you looked ahead, there were over 100 cans. He started putting together what he could to get the ''trash'' out of the sea. You got about 20 together. Each with 1.2 kilograms of marijuana. When Leo came out of the water, his dog looked like a cop barking at cans.
The woman interrupts us and Leo asks if everything is ready. She says so. Our canabic sensor has gone on alert. We got into the trailer and out of nowhere the hippie took a huge green piece and said it was his last piece of the can.
And they gave it to us as a gift. At that time our eyes filled with water. That's a lot of emotion. It's like getting Jimmy Hendrix's burnt guitar.
Dentola smells fondly of that piece of history and passes it on to me. I smell that sweet smell, too.
. Thank you, thank you! That's too much, i'm speechless!
. How are you going to do it from now on without the mythical weed of the can?
. Calm down, guys! I told you that's the one left. The one left of the last can I opened two years ago.
The beautiful woman brought a new can and said, Boys, have the honor of opening the mythical veneno da lata. Dentola got hypnotized and stopped and passed me the can. Then I started opening the can. And there she was cryptonite green, like a good aged wine.
While playing Raul Seixas, the hippie good people lit up. Greater responsibility. Try the veneno da lata manégléglé. After smoking I was very crazy. But she was a good cleaner.
The mind processed a lot of information, the colors were beautiful. I know out of nowhere, the hippie came out of the trailer and came back with two huge surfboards.
Luckily we were wearing shorts. And we surfed for about two hours. Then I don't even remember. Dentola who was afraid also surfed.
I just remember flash. Don't remember saying goodbye to them. Don't remember how we got out of there. All I remember is that we were outside the house inside the Dentola Beetle.
. Fucking Dentola, how do we stop here?
. Don't know bro! U want to know what time it is?
. What time is it?
. 4:20!
. It's always 4:20 somewhere!
. Then catch a fire manégléglé!
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Outcome of this horror show.
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Pedro Benevides is a sociologist, musician,
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