When A Military Man Slaps You | Comedy Open Mic Contest

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Suvan Chowdhury

In this life, everything is recycled, even you🤣. You may want to boycott the idea, but it's true. Sometimes, I wonder what to say when a get the opportunity to find a mic, just like am doing now. I want ro recycle thoughts that had erupted elsewhere before but listen to me, never try this out there.

A Military man's slap

Joe had always rebuffed when each time I told him not to joke with men in #khaki (military uniform). Having attended a military high school, close to the barracks, quarter guard to be precise, I had first-hand information as to how the military, especially the army deals with erring civilians.

Since Joe feels the way he felt, that soldiers are like everyday humans. I allowed him to operate with his mindset.

One evening, while we were heading back from the gym. We had done to play basketball on the other side of town. The traffic was beginning to build up and everyone was in a haste to get to their destinations.

I was driving our little Volkswagen car and Joe was sitting at the passenger's seat.

When we got close to a turning point to negotiate a ben and head home, we saw two soldiers trying to control traffic.
One of them waves his hand, signifying that we halt our cars. Obediently, I step on the brake.

While we wait for another command to pass our line, the soldier would not even look towards us. He continued passing other commuters.

Seriously, I can't tell how Joe alighted from the car and headed towards to soldier to ask why he didn't pass our line.

The next thing,

A banging slap

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I felt the vibration of the slap that landed on Joe's chin. It was so terrible.

Silently, Joe began to laugh hysterically.

Laugh

After that measure of slap. Something must be wrong with my friend.

Before I could say jack!!!
Joe was already walking away. He walked gently to a gas station, and queued behind vehicles that was to fill up their tanks.

If a vehicle moves after buy fuel, Joe will move.

I think that slap formatted his brain 🧠 🤣🤣🤣

When it got to his turn to buy fuel, the gas station attendant asked him where he would love to buy the fuel. My friend asked the attendant to fill his tank by passing the nozzle through his ears.

At this point, I parked my Volkswagen beetle and ran to hold Joe.

Never joke with the first of a military man. Joe have.learnt his lessons the hard way though.

Some of my friends will be glad to share their comedy skills here too. @maryjacy and @cool08, take the baton.

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This is my entry to the @amirtheawesome1 #ComedyOpenMicContest. If you like to show your comedy skills in the contest, read up the rules of the contest Here



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Hahahaha. As a man who lives in Iraq where the military has a similar status, I was waiting for that slap the moment I saw the naive way Joe thought.

I think that slap formatted his brain

It really does do that.

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Hahaha!!! He got the slap eventually and queued up to buy gas through his ears🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oh my gosh!!! What a terrible experience, I could imagine how Joe felt when the slap landed on his chin.
But all this military man can be so mean. It was indeed an experience he will never forget.

Thanks for putting a grin on my face, it was interesting.

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I believe you sis.
I hope to see your entry too!!.

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Sure , I will try to participate before the deadline .
Thanks

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Beta pikin.
Of be waiting for to entry.

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🤣🤣🤣, you made me laugh out well this beta pikin....
Alright sir 😂

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I will be looking forward to your entry. You still have around 10 days to write one.

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I'm gonna try my best to participate, 10 day??? Still have enough time , but probably tomorrow I'm gonna do something...😉
Thanks.

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Hehehehe..... No he should have waited. Joe was not wise enough. It is not easy to talk to army anyhow.

This is funny...

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He got only one slap from the soldier and that formatted his brain.

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I've been around just enough military to be on both ends of that kind of slap. This country could use a pandemic of reformatted brains.

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😅😅This is so funny. The military slap is one slap I'll never want to experience in my life. One Guy was slapped and he started doing frog jump without being asked😅

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is another level of slap. Getting to frog jump without being asked to do so is another thing.

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laughing so hard at this - and the gif ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh my gosh! hahahahahahaha "pass the nozzle through his ears" LOLOl he really did get some adjustments in that slap! hahahahaha

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