Don't believe anything you watch!

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I'm really starting to hate movies, I used to love them but now, they're just getting on my nerves. You know that scene where a guy meets a girl and her books falls down, he tries to help her pick it up and their eyes meet, there and then they know they're meant for each other. Fake!! all fake, last year I went round my school knocking girl's books off them and trying to help them pick it up, look at me now, very single. They lied.

Don't believe me? Hear me out first..

Another scene would be the umbrella scene where it's raining heavily and a girl is under the rain, a guy walks up to her holding an umbrella and later on they kiss, yeah, that scene. Guess what guys, it's all fake.

God knows how many times I've stood under the rain hoping someone would bring me an umbrella and we do the kiss scene. Most of them thought I was mad which was fair but don't they watch movies? really? I couldn't catch anybody's attention, all I caught was a cold.

I'm done believing movies, they make life look so magical. You know how many times I've sat on a broom hoping it would fly? that's what you get from watching Harry Potter. Toys story would make you paranoid. As a kid, I used to sneak up on my toys hoping I'd catch them talking but I never did. The funny thing is if I catch my toys talking now, I'm running away because that thing might be possessed. Wait!!! I'm not saying I still play with toys, I meant my brother's toys.

My most shocking discovery yet;

I only discovered recently that the took fairy isn't real. How did I find out? because I am the tooth fairy. My brother's tooth fell off and my mom gave me money to go put under his pillow and take his tooth. I just need wings to complete the whole thing.

Movies can lie. I just watch them for the fun of it now. I know things like dragons don't exist, I'm not that stupid but you're telling me rats can't really cook?? ever seen the movie ratatouille where the rat is an excellent chef?

I used to think that's what they were doing when they were in my kitchen, I used to think they're cooking up something good. These rats are nothing like in the cartoon, they take food instead of giving some, who knew. I probably should throw away some of the things they've eaten.

"If you throw money in a wishing well, your wish would come through", lies, either the well I've been throwing my money into isn't a wishing well or I've been scammed. I think it's because my well isn't a wishing well, let's go with that.

Another thing is their inconsistency, one movie says vampires burn in the sun, another one says they glow, pick a struggle. Now I don't know if I should run into daylight if I see a vampire or I should wear glasses so I'm not but off by the glow. Somebody help me out with that one.

Even getting hit by a car has been made to look so sexy. A guy is walking down the street like he doesn't look before he crosses. he gets hit by a car, a pretty girl walks out of the car, asks him if it's okay, if he is, they go on the date the next day. if he's not she takes him to the hospital and then they go on a date after that.

Sounds lovely right? You just try getting hit my a car first, chances are you're going to heaven straight but if you're like @diikaan, then hell.

From now on I have chosen never to believe anything I see in movies, they lie!!!