I don't watch porn, I know you don't too
Apart from what is at the end of a black hole or what is at the other side of the Bermuda Triangle, one of life's biggest mysteries is how the porn industry makes over 1 billion dollars every year but yet nobody watches porn right? at least that's what you all say but I have no proof you do so I'm going to let it slide.
Note that the things I might say next might make you have the impression that I watch porn but I assure you I don't and everything I know is a result of reading and I might have seen one or two videos but they were purely for research purposes. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to it.
Being a porn star is quite remarkable if you think about it well, I'm shy on camera with my clothes on, imagine me in front of a camera with my clothes off. Then there's the case of having people around when you're shooting, Jesus!!! those guys got guts.
Some porn videos can take up to one hour and you want me to believe those guys aren't superhuman. Well, maybe they aren't because my pastor's son told me they usually take breaks before continuing with the shoot.
Sometimes, I don't get the plot, someone is having car trouble, you stop to help and the only solution you have is sex. Having sex magically fixes the car because you get into the car and drive off as if nothing happened.
I want to say that the porn industry really needs better scriptwriters because the plot these days don't make sense at all. I know I shouldn't have an opinion because I don't watch porn but I'm just looking out for the rest of you who do, yes, you probably reading this, I'm doing this for you out of the goodness of my heart.
Do porn stars have their own awards too? I always wonder what it'd look like.
Announcer: And the award for best actor is @diikaan
He then proceeds to the stage.
@diikaan: I've always dreamed of this ever since I was a kid, I just want to thank God for this award...
He then proceeds to give a 10 minutes speech followed by a standing ovation or in their case, erection.
Improvements can be made to the industry but what can I say, I don't watch porn.
Be careful what you say in the comment section, you wouldn't want people to assume you watch porn now, would you?
Nobody ever agrees they watch porn but guess what! Porn industries keep thriving in all platforms so who dy patronise them abi shey na spirits😅
How we go take verify your own first 😅😂😂
Hahaha, everyone is entitled to their thoughts actually, if people think you watch porn, that's their cup of tea but what matters is that you know you don't watch it, what people thinks doesn't matter
Meanwhile, I just researches about it and there are tons of award for pornstars including the AVN award
You just researched 🤔🤔???
Lol... Sure I did
It's all a Google away
I know you know I don't watch porn and I know you do lol
It really is one of the greatest mysteries on Earth... I believe you when you say you don't watch porn and I also believe the sky is green lol
I dunno how you arrived at my name in a porn story. I have never seen anything relating to porn before, but I guess I'll take the award regardless
Nobody has to assume with me, I'll admit it! I don't even clear my internet search history! Porn Pride!
The porn industry does actually have their own awards show, and it's hilarious. Their award trophy is called 'Woody', and though they have some professional sounding name that I don't remember, the awards show is often referred to as "The Woodies".