I think I’ve found my soul mate

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Hi everybody, hope everything’s fine. I’m just stopping by to tell you all I might be getting married soon and I wanted everybody here to hear it first before I actually propose. How did I meet this person you may ask. Well you didn’t but I’m still going to tell you anyways. I was walking home from a great work out session yesterday (I went to play games at my friend’s house but if my grandmother asks, I went to jog just like she suggested) when I walked past this open restaurant.

The interior design was old school but very nice. The name of the restaurant was “Chicken Republic”. It had a glass wall up front so the inside can be seen from outside because who doesn’t want to be seen when they’re eating chicken with two hands.

I won’t lie, the food was calling me but eating would blow my cover and my grand mother knew someone who worked there so I didn’t want to take my chances. That’s when I saw my soul mate, she was so beautiful, sitting there with another guy in the restaurant. My brain told me to just move along but who listens to their brain these days. I walked into the restaurant and sat opposite her, watching the guy be all over her, who was he trying to make jealous, not me, definitely not me.

I watched them for a while and then decided to ask one of the servers if they knew her. He told me she comes to the restaurant everyday and sometimes, she’s with a different person. This sort of thing would turn a normal person off but I don’t have sense. I left and decided to check in the next day. She was there and this time with a different person, the server was right.

Brain : Just move on and forget about her

Sense: You should listen to brain, we just want what’s best for you

Me: Brain, shut up or I’ll stop pumping oxygen to you.

I came back on a friday and she was still there with another person, how can the love of my life be doing this to me? I decided a confrontation was in order. I stormed towards the counter and yelled, “I want to order that burger!!”. The server warmed her up for me then asked if I wanted to spend time with her there or I wanted to take her home. I decided to spend time with her at the restaurant and then take some of her home for later.

Then and there, I knew there and then that this was the start of a beautiful relationship. I don’t care if she’s with every other person any other day. As far as I can get to her when I need her then I’m okay.

Like I said earlier, I’m getting married soon, I’ll send you all the wedding invitation later. I want to see how far the relationship can go first before I put a ring on it, an onion ring.

As for my grandmother, she found out I didn’t go jogging, I don’t know how but now, she comes out to sit while she watches me jog around. I see where my mother gets this trait from. At this rate, even when I’m sleeping, I’m jogging, somebody save me.