Knowledge is power but it still can't charge my phone

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They say education is key and it'd unlock so many doors for you but the really question is why are the doors always locked? For once, I'd like a door to be open so I don't have to stress myself.

We all wanted to be different things when we were little, from wanting to be a lawyer to an astronaut. I wanted to be a doctor, I figured I'd be able to take lives and get away with it (okay I promised myself no dark jokes), so I'd be able to save lives, happy now?

Education sets a certain standard and even if the current generation talks big about making it in life without being educated, we all know that getting a job requires you to be knowledgeable except that job involves being a comedian.

It's good to be educated I always say. It changes people's perspective about you. For example, if I sell drugs to people, I'm a drug dealer, but if I'm educated, I'm a pharmacist. A pharmacist is just an educated drug dealer after all.

There are a bunch of other reasons why being educated is good. I know how hard it was for me to explain to a friend of mine that "reading a room" doesn't mean you should go looking for writings on the wall.

I attended a conference recently, it was a small one and the speaker was supposed to talk about the future of the nation and how well we can work towards a better nation, you know, boring stuffs.

After the seminar, they served us food and no, this wasn't the reason I attended, okay maybe it was. A group of people were talking about the current recession and how everyone was fucked. I'm not saying I'm stupid but I just do not enjoy talking about porn in public.

People's defense to not wanting to go to school these days is that most of the top richest men either didn't go to school or are college dropouts and if they could do it, so can everybody else. My friends say this a lot, well some of them do. The ones that say this are upcoming musicians and if what they want to use to become like Gates and the rest is their mixtapes they've been playing for me then they're doomed.

You've got to be street smart too, not just book smart, it would come in handy when trying to rob a bank trust me.

If we define being educated as going to school, taking pictures with friends and getting a degree, then I'm educated but if we define it as actually knowing stuffs then I'm no where close.

The best part of being a comedian is that I can tell people I know nothing and they'd still think I'm joking. Just use a bunch of big words and you're good to go.

Here's a tip, whenever you're talking, use the words "basically", "literally", and "apparently", it works everytime.

"Apparently, you can literally use your phone to edit any picture. It's basically just using installing a bunch of apps and searching YouTube"

Be proud of whatever you're studying no matter what it is except if what you're studying is the English language because that's a total waste of time according to @treasure-joshua.