The last of The COMedy Rumble.

I am following @merit.ahama lead and making this my last comedy entry into the comedy rumble. It's been real fun, a lot of fun. The good news is I made it past yesterday. My mum didn't kill me. She came back exhausted and hardly noticed that meat was missing. I paid my siblings to keep their mouth shut because they can be real devils sometimes and I went out early this morning to replace the meat I took so I'm safe for now until I decide to learn how to make another meal from YouTube and I end up finishing all food in the house.

That aside, let us talk about the comedy rumble for a second. I can't stress enough how much I have loved this competition. I got to hang around people who had good sense of humour for a month and I hope it doesn't just end when the contest ends. I hope we're still here as a community to laugh and have fun. I want to officially say that the meeting for the eradication of rats would commence later on. One thing almost everybody had in common was the fact that rats had did them dirty at one point in time. We need to get those pesky things out of the way. Heading this is @cescajove whether she like it or not.

Also some writers have used this opportunity to disclose secrets that some Nigerians have been trying to hide 😂😂(you know yourselves). It sounds fun being a Nigerian from the way they put it. I won't be talking about the comedy rumble if I don't mention what alcohol has done to some people . I've seen some people forgetting to go home because of alcohol, we've seen some people that changed personalities, we've seen people that threw up because their alcohol tolerance level was low, you all know yourselves. I'm not mentioning anybody's name 🙃.

One thing's for sure, there are definitely a lot of people with a great sense of humour and they've been hiding on hive. Why haven't you guys giving me post to read and laugh a long time ago?

Piece of advice, even if you have good intentions to visit @cool08, he will still hide his food under the bed just so you won't eat it. He would rather have those pesky rodents eat the food than have you eat it. Good thing I had a keen sense of smell if not I wouldn't have even known there was food in the house.

Before I leave, I would like to put myself out there and tell everybody how much of an amazing chef I am. Some people would have you believe otherwise but don't mind them. Soon, I'm going to open up a restaurant and serve mind-blowing food, not because of the great taste but because if you eat it there's a possibility that your mind will blow up literally, I'm a horrible chef, I can't even cook to save My Life.
It's a good thing I know @merit.ahama now, she sounds like an excellent cook. All I need is her address and I'm good to go.

To my fellow comedians, thank you it's been a pleasure. See you at the next rumble. I'm taking a bow.