My Secret to Killing Writers' Block, Low Motivation, and Laziness

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There are so many things I talk about that I do not have the qualifications to talk about apart from the fact that I'm an enthusiast. But here is one that I'm perfectly qualified to talk about, because, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who do not know, I'm a published writer!

Say hello to my book Professor Otagburuagu:

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Written by me and illustrated by Scandinavian artist @katharsisdrill. (You can get the soft copy for 4 HBD here on hive and you can order the physical book from everywhere in the world through this link: https://katharsisdrill.art/the-katharsisdrill-shop/professor-otagburuagu/)


Unexpectedly, though, I didn't find out this secret to killing writer's block, low motivation, and laziness while I was writing Professor Otagburuagu, PO was written solely with my raw passion and desire to create something great.

I found this secret just this month, due to my resolution to become more productive, it's a very easy solution, and without any further "ads due", here is it: ENERGY DRINKS!

That's right, energy drinks!

The first thing about solutions like these, as you probably already know, is that they might not work for everybody. But this is simple and worth a try for everyone.

Even after eating food, getting your environment right, and finally sitting down to write you find yourself unable to flow sometimes. Just some weeks ago, I found myself in this position, and for the first time in my life while thinking of a solution having an energy drink came to mind, I drank it and I couldn't believe how different and motivated it left me feeling.

Why it's a Great Solution

  • Sometimes all you're lacking is energy, but you'll think it is motivation/inspiration/writer's block. Also, how possible do you think it is that you would be energetic but unable to flow? That's hardly possible, an energetic person is a person who is ever ready to be on the go! So..

  • Caffeine is really problematic, people complain of dependency, having to always increase your dose, poor sleep, etc. I haven't experienced these problems with energy drinks. I know ai don't have to tell you not to abuse it, though. Right? Right?

  • It's delicious!

  • Very easily accessible

  • Professional athletes take a lot of these things, it shows you it is highly recommended and fine.


So, enjoy, guys, and thank me later!


The End.


Hi there, my novella Professor Otagburuagu just got published. It promises to be thoroughly entertaining and intellectually stimulating. Written by myself and illustrated by Scandinavian artist @katharsisdrill. You can get it from me for just 4 HBD.

You can also order the hard copy from anywhere in the world via this link: https://katharsisdrill.art/the-katharsisdrill-shop/professor-otagburuagu/

I'm counting on your patronage, thank you!



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I like books, what is shipping it to the united snakes gonna cost.
I'd need it signed, if possible.

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Hey @antisocialist, thanks for making the move. I'm not sure how much it would cost, but it ships from Denmark to the USA very easily. @owasco already ordered and got her copy there in the USA. @owasco, how much did it cost, please? @antisocialist, you can also follow the link and find out at the checkout.

I am in Nigeria so I wouldn't be able to sign it, I'm sorry. But @katharsisdrill can sign it, he is a collaborator, he did the illustrations.

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Ok, good deal, just tell me where to send the money and the address.

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Does that allow payment in hbd?

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No, it doesn't, if you don't want to go there and fill in your details I'm sure @katharsisdrill can accept HBD instead and send the book to you. Please wait a little so that @katharsisdrill can say how much it would cost in HBD.

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I try not to use the banksters as much as possible, I prefer using hbd.
Call me crazy, but I'd rather not pay the expense of the cage holding me.

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