Book your Business Meetings in the Cemetery
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Book your Business Meetings in the Cemetery
“I have a notebook…(pause, shuffling noises)…I’ll write it down.”
“Okay, I wrote the measurements on a newspaper I have with me. I’ll check them when I get home.”
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That was such a dope ending I censored three F words in this comment.
Raindrops
I'm so impressed. Seriously stunningly stupefied at your self-swear censorship. Must have been quite the trip in raindrops. 😉
Yay! 🤗
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I read this and then immediately launched my own business just so I could start booking meetings in the cemetery. What a great idea. Looking forward to Monday at 2pm Eastern with that new prospect.
!PIZZA
😂 When can I book a slot and what are your rates? I need a new cemetery hang out for special business meetings with special people.
like the guy who threatened to crush my skull in three times today in under ten minutes, guess what I wasn't wearing...
Book a slot anytime you like and pay whatever you want. All I ask is you book at least a decade in advance and provide a minimum deposit of $1 million.
So did you put that guy in the ground?
🤣🤣🤣 I'll need cremation clean up services, is that possible?
Here's where I admit I can be kind of scary when provoked. I waited outside the store, 3 paces away in an alcove where I couldn't be seen. I waited for him to walk by. Made eye contact when he did. He started the skull crush threat again as he walked by. I called after him, go d** quickly, go get your s***s. He turns, comes back says, what did you say. He's standing a yard in front of me. I stared him at him with this look I have and said nothing. He started backing away and then turned and crossed the street. I called after him, Go ahead, kill me, you'll be doing me a favour. I had my hand in my vest pocket on, um, something, just in case he wanted to play. 😜
Most of the time, it only takes a look to get things to go away.
I am in the business of providing whatever my clients want. ;)
I like your style.
Sweet, I'm liking that.
Thank you, I like your style too, heehee.
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Well I have to give this person credit for originality - it's actually pretty fitting for a business meeting if you want peace and quiet.
Not really my style to be honest, I think I'd feel weird and a bit disrespectful of those slumbering, but who knows maybe this guy designs coffins and he feels that's a better place to discuss coffin measurements than a coffee shop?
I know the undertaker there and this guy wasn't designing coffins, LOL. A lot of people took to going there last year because of how the world turned. I go there for the quiet, so I can appreciate why people do. I feel the same as you in terms of it being disrespectful. Here, people do whatever they like with little consideration to others, typical of any big city. Not something I'm fond of, hence my hanging out where dead people do.
hehehehehe I just smiled from start to finish!!!
first - it's been a while since I've walked in a beautiful cemetary. on the east coast they have SO MANY, and the walkways are so pretty and kept. and I just love the peace there. maybe it feels different at night? i dont' know. but in the day, I just think of all these souls just milling about there, chatting, soaking in the sun. silly little things like that hehehe some people think its eerie to walk in a cemetary?? but I don't know.. i never have. They were just so common to see. and the architecture and flowers laid by family and how everything is kept just so... i just always loved it :)
but out here - i just don't see many. and the ones that ARE here are strange to me. Just like ... a field with these small name plates IN the ground. no headstones. no little mausoleums. no hills or walkways. its odd.
hmmm yes :)
very much a lot of yes to that. hehehe
loved that picture of the flower behind the rain. you really love drops! hehehehe
and i love your heart :)
LOL, I can picture you smiling.
Yes, there’s this peace and stillness in old cemeteries. I’ve been in them at night, this one only once at night. Nothing eerie or strange happened. I like studying the carvings, the history, the stories of people, and also all the things left by loved ones. There are so many interesting things. It changes all the time too.
So bizarre that it’s all name plates in the ground where you are and flat too. Is it a cost issue? Maybe those are all cremations. Strange though.
LOLOL…you know exactly what I mean.
I do love drops, droplets of all kinds. A drop is a personal symbol to me.
All that love echoed back to you, love your heart too!
You know what that just reminded me of....when you said you study the carvings..
I have this thing with handwriting. When I get a handwritten notes from loved ones, I just let my finger trace over the graphite. And I think about how they actually touched that same paper and how handwriting is a little bit like a fingerprint. Hehehe so unique how their letters curve or spike... And maybe even a trace of perfume or cologne pressed from their wrist.
But I love how they had a thought from their head that I'm actually holding in my hands. You know?
That is SO amazing to think about.
We have this piece of paper that transfers their thought to our mind....hehehehe
I love it
I love talking about filmy threads of beauty with you, cuz you always see it and feel it ☺️
I really get where you're coming from with handwriting. You paint a picture that is so real and visceral, I could feel the graphite and paper as I read it. I like studying hand writing, all those details you mention, all those special little things.
That is SO amazing to think about.
Yes, I do know. I think pretty much the same way. Lovely to share this with you. It is a seeing and feeling experience.
Hehhehee that's a cute one to share ❤️
Oh, that's so beautiful and so accurate. I love the way you see the world and all the things you talk about. ❤️
good morning sweets
Gooood Afternoon! I'm finally back up and running. Computer death on Friday blew my weekend up.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO death death???? like blue screen crashed hard?!?!?!?!
please tell me that you had backups of all your important stuff?
Slower death. I have things backed up, so I updated that, posted a new post and then it died, dead, death forever. I'm certain it's the motherboard, so repair/replace situation. I have an old computer as back up, so I fired that up but lots to do and it's a different OS, so that added more to the fun pie.
hehehehehe yes - i don't even want to think about this one dying any time before i'm ready for it to croak!
its fairly new but we know that means nothing sometimes hahahah
which reminds me to do a little backup riiiiiiiiiiiiight noooooooooow. hahahahaha
I won't tell you what's gone down with some of my computers, once a new one too, LOL, so yeah, it means nothing, nothing at all like so much smoke in the air (which is more beautiful).
Seriously though, best thing is to have a secondary computer and also back up on external hard drive. I have no faith in the cloud, since that's also in the air somewhere I don't know where but not where it should be. LOLOL
#backitup
yeah - the cloud makes me nervous. i don't know why
well - scratch that, i know exactly why hahahahaha
why did i say "i don't know why" when i know exactly why!
ok i know why i said that too LOL
why does it make me nervous - cuz i don't trust anything that has all i need connected to something i can't hold or control.
why did i said "i don't know why i said that" because I didn't want to be seen as one of those people who can't trust things like the cloud. but.... i am one of those people hahahahaha and there you have it! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I have a secondary computer - yep - but its old and jankety. hahahah but it will serve in a pinch.
AND. i have an external drive! and - i have all my keys on paper too hehehehe
Checkmark to everything you said.
We have so much in common. 😂😂😂
Anything important and/or private never enters digital. That happened when I uh, had a close call with electricity, fried a new computer and external hard drive that was connected. (I keep my back up disconnected ever since).
LOLOLOL i'm laughing for real right now
and lady! did you know i got hacked on april 29 for 18000 USD
you probably didn't cuz you didn't know me yet.
but let me tell you.
tears, galore.
TEARS. GALORE.
ever since then, i try to be super duper pooper cautious
I didn't, horrible! Total Tears Galore. Lessons well learned by both of us. LOL.
I tried to add #0695 but I got an error in discord, are you sure that's your number?
yeah - but dreemsteem first hahahaha
dreemsteem#0695
Ahhhhh! Thanks, done and done!
By the way, what's your # on discord?
0695
also... every time this post loads - i see that first pumpkin picture - and every time i do - i'm like..
that.
is a cool
ass
picture
hahahahahahahaha
Hahaha! What I like best about that pumpkin, is that it was originally whole and animals ate it, digging out seeds and all, effectively carving it into what I photographed. 😂 I love stuff like that and I see you do too. Thank you and thanks for your number, I've noted it.
hehehehe its just so twisted too! LOLOL
its like.
Hi I used to be a pumpkin and now I'm blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
its just SO funny.
AND THE SEEDS!!!! lol
they are strewn about. like - i wish i saw whatever ate it just going to town on it.
and the pumpkin is like noooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahahahahahahaha
LOLOLOL! I knew you'd like that. I wanted to know too. It's a big pumpkin and those are big bites. I know it's not someone's dog. I'm going to bet raccoons and probably squirrels picked at it too. Imagine a camera set up filming that. Wouldn't that be a great video?
oh my gosh - raccoons are freaking hilarious too
with their little hands
it would have been a GREAT video hahahahaha
speaking of funny videos and raccoons - shoot - i saw one the other day and now i know i'm not gonna be able to find it - but i was laughign so hard!!!!!!!!!! let me see if i can remember hahahahahahahaha
They are! I watch them all the time, since there is always a family living in the roof of the building next to me. I've seen so many funny things.
Hahaha, finding things is fun.
i can't find it!!!! LOL i think it was a tiktok or youtube short - sometimes when i can't sleep i scroll through them and piss myself laughing ahahahahaha
but that one was SO funny
the guy was like - hey... hey ... what are you doing in ... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and the raccoon jumped on him and he screamed like a woman - it was sooooooooooooo funny LOL
OMG, that's hilarious! Now I want to see it badly, LOLOL
i'm telling you!! 2 videos that i wanted to track down with Youtube today and i can't find them! hahahahaha
i hate that.
why can google not just read my mind??
wait. i'm sure that's coming and I don't think i want that.
I CHANGED MY MIND GOOGLE!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR HEADS... DELETE. DELETE. DELETE!!!!
That's how it ends up, when you want it, you can't find it.
It's too stupid and the humans will always be superior? Think of that way instead. 😉
hahahahahahaha yes - i will think of it this way!
(but i really want those two videos hahahah)
I want to see those two videos too, when you find them. LOLOL
i'm still looking - i'm about to throw my computer into the wall.
how can it be this hard?!?!?!?! i even have a friend helping me hahahaha
one video will make you cry ( or at least smile sadly and lovingly)
one will make you laugh hehehe (raccoon hahah)
Awwwww, I know that feeling. Maybe they'll be there when you aren't looking so intensely. Yes, I still want to see. 😂
and you're welcome for the number hahahaha
It didn't work for me, it did this:
lol I wonder if his client knew where he was? What a place to do business!!!
!PIZZA !ALIVE
Based on the conversation I heard, no, LOL! The world keeps on keeping on with the crazy. I'm working the humour to keep the crazy at bay.
lol, sometimes crazy is hilarious. We just need to keep our perspective.
!PIZZA !ALIVE
Keep perspective on the hilarious, lol, that's the way to go. There's a fine line between tears and laughter 😜
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