I Have Issues

I Have Issues
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WHY NOT

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You read me, I have issues, but don’t hand me no tissues. These aren’t those kinds of issues I’m issuing about. Sally forth, super scour, these words are gonna be a shower raining down fishing flounder.

Many thanks to @cmplxty and @crosheille for encouraging me to do a post in #RantComplainTalk. Sending love to both of you. All my ranting is usually solo private performances that melt into a visual art piece, not words. I’m taking a step out of my comfort zone, taking a rap rant risk of a tsk tsk, a tisk-it, a task-it, hope no blown gasket is gonna mean my casket.
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JOIN ME

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“You run hot and cold”, or so I’m told. That story’s getting way old. You want to scold? Take an inward glance without the dance, wake from your trance. Think twice in a thrice before I squeeze you in my vice that isn’t nice.

What’s the score on the dancing floor? I’m down to four, watching for no more. You see, I’m a bad girl, sad girl, rad girl, not down with ducking, bobbing, and sucking. Costs me plenty running on empty. Costs you more on that score flushing qual-it-y to itty bitty out through the door.
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BLUE BIRD

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How are you? I’m okay. How are you? I’m okay but not okay that you’re not okay that I’m okay. What did I just say? You want me to play or pay? Mushroom explosion erosion bulldozing down without ground. Fake that shake, lay with snakes, roll with your outrageous entourage in that garage. Just stop with your built-in barrage to self-assuage.

Need a fix using tricks? Need that feed? Don’t look at me with greed used up steed. Eyes upon your lies more than you realize, I will not lie. A poke prod joke on the bloke, all bespoke, no joke, now here’s the rope for the slippery slope. Is that you choking? Are you just joking?
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YES

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Go with the flow no go pressure on blow or go. Imposters, fake eyed smiles slinging fangs ready to bang. Who rang? You rang and wanna bang? Energy stealing vampires why don’t you all retire and expire in the fire you feed with your greed. B Flat Minor’s not my rejoinder to produce the coinor is bend over.
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WHOLE SELF

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You got a problem with me that’s your problem to see. I’m not laying out the sea for you to see, see? Go ahead and take a d-dimer on the niner, you won't finder in your own, wearing that blinder, my reminder. Better not about speak, watching your growing beak all up in aggrandize, philosophize, float those lies, spies, and backdoor flies.
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ORANGE SPEW

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Hard knock to rock with just talk I’m gonna block. I’m not cynical beyond the biblical you’re preaching teaching laced with what gift now? Straight up poison you parasites purchasing power purloined. Forget pork loin meet and greet, good-bye meat that’s no treat. World sick. So sick! Totally sick ossik!
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All photos taken by Nine with a Pentax digital 35mm camera.
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Eyes upon your lies more than you realize

Well, shit. All my plans are doomed to fail. I better leave then and maybe take a sip of that wine cause why “nut”? Get it?

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I WON'T GET MAD! “Pinky” Promise!

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😂😂😂
I spy with my little eye
A nose that grows
As the tide flows
Bursting dry eyed.


sends full bottle of the best red, red wine 😉😁

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Your words are just funny to me sincerely

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I'm glad you enjoyed, thanks for reading my post.

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Sweet freaky Jesus I'm feeling real feels now, your freespeak rap spree is gleeful like wow.

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That's the best binder one liner fire flame thrower blower. I delighted in the first three words. I think it's because I've been saying something similar with a different word in the middle.

Thank you @brandt, gotta say here, reading your posts, the way you write, gave me motivation to experiment more. Not a footnote, footnote, also, the precious pink princess tennis player naysayer poked and prodded me into some weird word wanderings. @dandays

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I got your cahoot @brandt.

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That's rootin' tootin' rad man. Thanks.

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Are you asking for the boot?

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Noop.

I just can't help it, one thing after the other I'm just pow! POW! Firing off cool shit everywhere I go.

You're welcome.

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LOL, you know I knew that's what it was and had to reply with some sarc.

Indeed, totally legit that you're firing off cool crap everywhere you go. ✔️

Thank you.

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WTF.???

Where is the Love for Me and Sammiiiiiii.?!?

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LoL...

Gimme some luv...

please...

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Well at least you didn't search lion pissing gif and got this.

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Weird those Giphy searches huh..?

I once searched for...

"Bad Ass Warrior"

And got this...

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Just messin' witya'...

I got this...

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Oh, you have no idea what's coming. It's all about catspiration from @krazzytrukker station. Three photos done, more to come, words half written in my head.😉

#krazzytrukkerupcomingluv
#catluv
#catstories

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We are waiting...

And cleaning up for the show...

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😂 Selection occuring. I got derailed by a dragon today. See what happens when one is cat-less?

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nudge, you missed a detail that smacked you from the start. Tsk, tsk.

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Gimme A Break.!!

Shhhhhhhhheeeee @nineclaws really got her inspiration from a cat named Sammi Jo and a KrazzyTrukker.

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And the Giphys...

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😂😂😂 You made that last gif? I'm totally jealous of all the cat snuggle time.

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reading your posts, the way you write, gave me motivation to experiment more

I'm happy to hear it, spread the insanity! The more of us the merrier!

:)

Thank you @brant

Heaven help us all, you have summoned an imposter!

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I'm happy to hear it, spread the insanity! The more of us the merrier!

That's kind of the point. 😏
Hee, Hee
(Evil twin laughing from the closet)

Heaven help us all, you have summoned an imposter!

The imposter has been eradicated. Durn it to burn it, I have no idea how I've messed up twice in a week in tagging people incorrectly. Please beat me with a broken burned out trail cam.

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I will be back later to vote, apps bugging out on me.

Can I order back issues? I got a subscription to Netflix that offers me less value. I'll trade you a steak?

As usual 9 I give you 3 thumbs up, fuckin wicked post.

Welcome to ranting.

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Annoying apps, can't smash them like bugs bugging out all over, sadly.

You're killing me! LOL! If the steak is from wild hunted (pick your choice of big animal), you're on!

Thanks so much @rubido! This is my first ever of anything like this, kinda weirds me out looking at it and wondering, how did I write this now? I think I may have had an out of body experience during the process.

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The outta body works, I get that alot sometimes especially if I been hitting the high proof or psychodelics. Of course it's wild hunted game, didn't think I'd let down the team did ya?

As for a first time you fuckin aced it.

Look forward to more out of body experiences

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All written sober, what does that say about me? I can trip out on thin air?

Yum, wild hunted game, done deal, you never disappoint!

As for a first time you fuckin aced it.

Thanks, I just picked it apart again this morning, selecting where I need improvement. 😂 I'd say I'm a bit hooked on exploring this, so there will be more floating out of body experiences.

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You got me rappin!

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I don't see it.

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Hands you a new set of glasses.
Assists you with the spastic.
Aren't you the one fantastic?
Slappin' happy you're not plastic.


Serve, lobs tennis ball to your court, eyes up!🎾

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😂 This is my first ever attempt at something like this. I've been getting encouragement from several people on Hive, so out poured some sort of thing that I'm trying to recall where I was when I wrote it.

Thanks for coming by and reading my raprant @meesterboom!

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It was a very definite pleasure!!

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Thank you for the additional encouragement to keep growing. 😄

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Oh my goodness this is an epic rant/talk for real! Wow @nineclaws, I’m gonna have to read this like two more times to grasp everything again. I so enjoyed your poetic approach to this and so glad you decided to do one!

Wow you’ve got some flows my friend! I want to flow like this when I grow up! 😃😄🤩

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😂 You know what? This is not at all what I envisioned writing, nor the style either. I sat down to write and it started how you read it and kept on going, LOL.

Thank you so much @crosheille! This post got written because of you and @cmplxty, otherwise, I wouldn't have had the courage to write something like this, quite frankly.

I need to work on those flows, lol, thank you though. I'm very much at the beginning learning stage.
😄💖

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When you are hit with the lyrical flow, you just keep that shit going! You're welcome! :D

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Thanks again, I'm feeding the flow, although, I have no idea what will burst forth next (like I'm ever really sure, not) 😂

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LOL! I'm so glad you kept with what was coming out, this was so awesome to read!

I am also glad you felt our gentle shove and decided to go for it. 😄

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Thanks, I'm really glad I did too. I always appreciate gentle shoves. Those are the ones that truly motivate me. It's the authenticity that rang through in those gentle shoves. 😊💖

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You called it a spew? Dude I hope your readers don't think it's rude when I conclude who fuckin knew you'd stew to censor you and that F words a gift from yours truly.
I know you would've loved to add a few to your free flowing poetry they would've resonated beautifully cuz I for one laughed my ass off when you called it c:cough:

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Spew, who knew, I thought you knew, you know, that thing that spews when it grooves. Self-explanatory not in the lavatory.

that F words a gift from yours truly.

I'll see your F and raise you eight more.

You're killing me with that last line. 😂
It rolls better coming from another not X jeans, but Y jeans, why else would why tell a tale of a tail told best not by X.

Thanks for reading, always laughing reading your words and you've inspired me to weird wordy, basically, it's all your fault, but not really. 😂

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Anything you consider inspiring is my pleasure. Congratulations on the appreciator support.

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You've done a crap load of inspiring, there are no words, read wordless.

Thanks! You know what matters most, eh. 💖

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I see nothing but beautiful lines all over. Thanks for this today sir.

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Thank you for checking out my post, I'm happy you enjoyed reading it.

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Hahah I got my mind in all kinds of knots trying to read this. You wordsmith, you! I think you and Dandays are mentally related. I get some of the same mind cramps trying to read and understand both of your stuff if I'm not in the right spot hahaha

Awesome first rant! Feel free to share whenever you wish :D

I'm kind of seeing a slight hint of the dating scene and the train wreck that is, in this one! Am I off base on that one? Lol

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😂

I think you and Dandays are mentally related.

You see, it's really all his fault (but not totally). I was creeping quietly along for months until he left some word wild comment on one of my comments that cause me to think, Who the flip is this guy? Then it slid into tongue tangling tales of tennis ball barrages.

Thank you @cmplxty, I wouldn't have done this post without the encouragement. I hadn't thought of the dating scene train wreck but now that you mention it, I can see that in it. It's a compilation of many components, experiences, ignited in the last few weeks and this is how it came out, lol.

More to happen, thanks again for encouraging me, that really motivates me to push past internal boundaries and step in different directions.

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That's awesome! Compilation posts are definitely awesome, pack a whole lot of shit into something and it gets into something that's like a baked good. Lots of ingredients and bam! You have a delicious mental apple pie like this! Complete with some nice photos to capture the memories and you're comfortable!

You're welcome :D Stop by whenever you want! I've got brownies, though not the fun ones laced with some good stuff!

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😂 I love your description, "like a baked good". That fits so well. And "mental apple pie", that's just utterly delightful, the visions that's springing into my mind!

Thanks so very much, I really do appreciate it. I'll definitely be stopping by and I'll take all brownies in all forms, yum!

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Could you put that to a box beat..?

Or sell it to M&M and make a fortune. Some good shizz you be Spewin' and Chewin' Word... Peace... Out.
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LMAO! I need the music beat behind it, know any volunteers?

Thanks so much @krazzytrukker! It's a new direction for me, seems to fit and reminded me of that sharp edge I've been repeatedly told I have, LOL.

#lifeontheedge
#edgyclaws

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Weee! Well that was fun and I'm sorry it's done.

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😂 Thanks @corvidae, nice rhyme, lol. It was a trip and now I've got a word stick pricking my brain that just won't drain. 😂

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😆
But seriously, maybe you should see a doctor about that..?

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They rejected me, said I'm absolutely hopeless, but not less, just learn to re-address and practice. 😉

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That's the healthcare system for ya....

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Damn! This feels like a big flowing river, like those huge ones from latam hahah :D you seem to be an expert with rhymes to me hahah awesome piece! :)

🤗💙

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Thank you @ailindigo! Hopefully I don't drown in words, they just keep popping up like a fish from the deep still waters. 😂🤗💙

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Nines, you made me think of a TEC-9 and the damage your words could cause if you'd load 'em up and shoot 'em up around to unaware people 🤣

I say tec-9 because there's a rapper called Tech N9ne that raps so freacking quick and I imagined your bars spit in that kinda quick way 🔫🤣🤣🤣

What can I say, we were joking around few days ago that you may have a career as a rapper and then you drop these bars?!?! Damn... This shit is heavy! Speaks rage and so many things that I do have in my head but don't know how to take out, you give voices to many thoughts, wow powerful stuff!

And the pics you add and the way you make all of this look, kudos 🙌 continue the exploration of your writing! For sure we're liking the results 💥

It's a 💣! tik-tok-tik-tok

!PIZZA
!PGM
!LOL

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Nines, you made me think of a TEC-9 and the damage your words could cause if you'd load 'em up and shoot 'em up around to unaware people 🤣

LOL, and that's why my lips are zipped most of the time.

What can I say, we were joking around few days ago that you may have a career as a rapper and then you drop these bars?!?!

You see, that joking around was in the back of my mind, can you say influence? LOL

Thanks so much @trippymane, really appreciating your feedback here. I'm going to explore this direction more. 😊🤗

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Sweet, you let me know if you ever need a beat 😎 my brother can cook you up something ahaha 😜

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Oh that's even sweeter! It's in the back of my mind and a friend not on Hive was suggesting I do this, so the timing is right on beat. Thanks, I'll let you know when I get moving in that direction. 🤗😁

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😎💯💪

Nines with the bars 😜

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You're killing me! LOL!

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🍻 Happy New Year Nines 🎊🍻

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Thank you, right back at you Trippy! Cheers!

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🎉🎊🍕🥂🍻

I just opened a beer, to your health 🍻 and best wishes for this new year!!!!

Hopefully will be less crazy than 2021 but I have a feeling it will be even crazier lololol

Do you know the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy?

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I just took a sip of freshly made coffee, coffee to beer cheers with all the best wishes for this year.

Get ready for a show of something this year, sure looks like front row seats are required.

I do know Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, but I've never got past the first six pages and I don't know why. I really ought to read it.

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Coffe to beer be it! Weird having completely different time zones, I never know what time is at yours, my little brain just thinks of all the worlds like me at +0 time ahahaha !LOL

Get ready for a show of something this year, sure looks like front row seats are required.

Will be quite the shitshow!

I do know Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, but I've never got past the first six pages and I don't know why. I really ought to read it.

LOOOL

You definitely should, you'll like it IMHO!

I only read the first book out of the 5 but I loved it and now I jumped back on it, I'll read again the 1st before continuing!

Just to show you how crazy and fun the book is...Before the book 2 there is this quick intro, 2 intros technically!

Intro 1

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

Intro 2, on the next page

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

I'm inclined towards the 2nd lol

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I'm drinking coffee late in the day because that's what I want, LOL. You'd be around 5 hours ahead of me I think.

I just added it to my reading list, should get it in a couple weeks. A lot of people have told me that I'd like that book. There are five books now?! I'll get through the first one first.

I'm going to go with a combo of one and two and after reading those intros, but heavy on the latter, thank you very much, I'm now super motivated to read this. 😂😂😂

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You do what you wanna do and it's great that way! Fuck people lolol

I do drink coffe at 7pm at times because I want to enjoy the joint after it hhahahaha

5 books but in a collection of one big book, around 700 pages.
In a couple of weeks? kudos, I do read a lot for one 2 days then I forget lol, I start 3-4 books at times ahahahha

I'm going to go with a combo of one and two and after reading those intros, but heavy on the latter, thank you very much, I'm now super motivated to read this. 😂😂😂

I knew it, I didn't wanna risk it but I thought you like me might be going towards the second ahah

Really happy about this feedback ahah it's a very cool book IMHO, makes you laugh a lot ahaha ain't that what we all need in this world? a bit more of genuine laugh and less hate and judgment...

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LOL, liking your attitude! In a couple of weeks because I have to wait for a copy of it to be available. I don't buy books any more, I just get them from the library electronically.

LOL, definitely weighing towards the second. I know it's a cool book, just kept losing it on my radar of life happenings. Laughter is a definite must and I need that a little more of late. 😂

Definitely we need to dispense with the hate-on and judgement mentality, couldn't agree more. Authenticity is what really counts.

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I see, damned technology 🤣

just kept losing it on my radar of life happenings. Laughter is a definite must and I need that a little more of late. 😂

Ahaha I do understand 100% here lol And yeah let's laugh more 🙌🙏🤣

Authenticity is what really counts.

💯💯💯

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I see, damned technology 🤣

When stuck in a collective, one has to make do 😂

Lots of laughs, yes! 🤣 Authentic laughs 🤣 at everything possible.

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I couldn't help it. I came across this and couldn't stop until I read your rappin self and all the comments.

Go back again and read it and all the comments again.

Sweet Jesus! You got it going on!

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LOL, you're killing me!!! I re-read as you suggested. I had no idea that I even had this in me until I wrote it. I have to say, writing on Hive for the last year has snowballed into some kind of word frenzy in my head. So many inspiring and encouraging people, like yourself, is helping me grow and spread my wings. Thank you @dswigle!

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I am so uninspirational, but, thank you! I'll take it! ❤️

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I think if you take a peek in the mirror, you'll see your inspirational abilities clearly. You're welcome! 💖

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2021's a wrap
happy new year 2022
let's make it a great one
the people's year

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Rolled, wrapped, and sold! All the best for the months ahead and yes, let's make it the people's year!

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While we are ranting , why did you leave?

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You know, I have no idea why you are asking me about something that occurred months ago on an old post on my blog. At the time, you had the opportunity to speak to me on #theterminal discord server when I brought it to your attention. Instead, you ignored me completely. I took that as confirmation that my presence on #theterminal discord server was unwanted and I left. I don't stay where I'm clearly unwelcome, I simply move on to other things. No muss, no fuss, and no drama.

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I ignored you? No way …. I will see if I can find the mention. But ok no miss no fuss no drama indeed , great motto

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It's time for you to let this go and move on. It's been over for months. I have no idea why you are behaving like this. There is zero reason to stop you from privately DM'ing me to ask months ago. Instead, you leave this on my post months after the fact. Totally disrespectful. Really, let it go and move on. I know I did months ago.

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Someone asked me in dm about you , I have no clue what happened. No disrespect at all , but all is well. Hive on 👍

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Really? How interesting. A few told me you were asking about me, yet you don't contact me privately and directly. How about that? Interesting how that's all working.

Kindly move on and let it go now. I have far more important things to focus on, such as my mother who is presently dying in hospital and can barely speak. Try to expand your way of being to have consideration and compassion for others, rather than focusing solely on yourself and what you want.

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I asked stayten in office and nobody else , and I did ask you online in the open 35 minutes ago. Again I have no idea, and again no disrespect and in these trying times , I send strenght. And I never solely focus on myself even if someone asks me about someone I havent been interacting with.clearly you don’t know me. And again that’s all fine. Hive on

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I said let it go. What on earth is wrong with you? Are you so self-centred you can only think about yourself? Also, go take a look in the mirror, you are often disrespectful and not just to me.

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