Joseph against the salad.

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IMG-20260822-WA8710.jpgWHEN WE MET AT THE ELEVATOR

hello hive, its yours @nursejoe with a warm welcome to my post, please enjoy reading.

My doctor told me I need to eat better. He wanted to modify my diet for me, to a healthy one.

"Joseph," he said, looking at his computer. "You need to stop eating pizza for breakfast. Try eating a salad." So, on Monday morning, I bought a giant bowl of green salad. It looked beautiful, but it tasted like fresh grass from the park. I sat at my kitchen table, chewing a leaf of spinach for three minutes, feeling very sad.

By Tuesday night, I couldn't do it anymore. I was starving. My brain was singing a song about cheesy, hot pepperoni pizza oh my God.

Do you know what i did, At early morning, I decided to sneak out of my own apartment to buy a pizza. I didn't want my neighbors to see me failing my diet, so I put on a dark hoodie, sunglasses—even though it was a bit dark outside—and crept down the stairs like a criminal.

I ran to the pizza shop down the street, bought a large box, it was in the morning around 6:30 AM and ran back. I hid the box under my jacket so nobody would know. When I got back to my apartment building, the elevator door opened. I stepped inside, feeling happy. I was finally going to eat real food.

But then, the elevator stopped on the third floor. The doors opened, and my doctor stepped inside.I froze. He froze, we both froze. The elevator was very small. The smell of hot, delicious garlic and pepperoni filled the tiny space instantly. I was out of words, because there was no way on earth he couldn't know its pizza, It was impossible to hide. The pizza box was literally making a loud crunching sound under my jacket. My doctor looked at me. He looked at my sunglasses. Then he looked at my stomach, where steam was literally rising out of my collar 🤣. Nice morning walk , Joseph, the doctor said, smiling. you must have went out for jugging Yes, I whispered, sweating nervously. I was just... exercising. With a family-sized pizza? he asked. It is for my dog, I lied. The elevator finally reached my floor. The doors opened, and I ran out as fast as I could. As the doors closed, I heard my doctor say, Don't forget to give the dog the green peppers on top, including the coke in the bag!.
Then i start thinking does he know it was for me, no he won't. But i know he did.

I ate the whole pizza in ten minutes. It was worth it, but next time, I am taking the stairs.

its very difficult for us i real life to follow a proper dietary modification but its very important, thats why i decided to come up with this

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THANK YOU FOR READING MY STORY, I HOPE YOU ENJOUED IT, IT WAS CREATED BY @NURSEJOE
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