The Silliest Job I Can Get Involved in

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Hello, everyone.

I welcome you to my blog. If there was an option for many of us to just relax and have everything offered to us on a platter of gold, I think that's the option we'd go for. I really hate the rate at which I am stressed, so if I am to get myself involved in any silly jobs, then it has to be jobs that are less stressful and more restful.

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There are just a few silly jobs that turned out to be more of a rest than stress, and I think those are the jobs I'd be going for if I were to go for any silly job. I pictured myself as a professional sleeper. Imagine getting paid for sleeping and checking out how comfortable a bed is. For me, a job like this will be a dream come true. I sleep on the bed, give my reviews and what needs to be done, and then get paid.

Sleeping and getting paid is like having fun and resting while I get paid; there is nothing to stress me at all. Adulthood came with so much stress, way beyond what we expected, but getting involved in a gig like this is a different story. We have to stress so much to get little pay, but this is the complete opposite of that; here you rest to get paid.

If I am given the opportunity to work as a sleeper, then trust me, I won't disappoint. The company won't even know what God has done for them because I'll be so diligent in discharging my duties, coming to work as early as possible. Trust me, the company will not regret it.

I just pictured adding professional sleeper to my CV. Will other companies or employers take me seriously after seeing such on my CV Well, I doubt it because I won't even take myself seriously, but trust me, the best way to earn is to earn so much without stressing so much I sleep and get paid. Wow, just wow.

If my friends see this post, then they'd be like You are lazy on a normal "na there they dey see you 😂".

Drying paint watchers is also a good one for me; imagine sitting down in a particular position and watching paint dry, and at the end of the day, getting paid for doing so. Life is already stressful because we are not given an option. We all know that if given the option, we will all go for a life that is less stressful but with more pay. These days, to escape the stress, people work smart and not hard, and with every given opportunity, we'd do the same.

There are lots of silly jobs one can get involved in, but sometimes I wonder how people would look discharging their duties in all these silly jobs when they are called upon. Imagine my employer calling me to tell me it's time to come and sleep because I am a professional sleeper, or calling me to ask me if the paint I am watching has dried. These jobs are indeed silly.

Thanks for reading my post.



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professional sleeper 😂😂😂, i am down just incase you find one 🤣

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😂😂

When I go for interview I will ask them if there's another vacancy for my fellow comrade 😂.

Thanks for stopping.

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What a lazy Nigeria youth we have here 😅😅😅

Sleeping and getting paid is really nice but what's that second one, guyyy😅
Just watch paints dry ke, lol.

So sad these things exist in our mind alone, if you practicalise it and wait for payment, hunger go kill you😅

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Nigeria has stressed the hell out of me, if given an opportunity I will choose something less stressful 😂.

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Sleeping and getting paid is not a job if you ask me. It is simply lazying around.

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We all have different opinions about things though, I respect yours as well.

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You could do so for a research experiment. I've heard such news before and I think in longer term, you will get bored and maybe depressed. Unique things to try though :)

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I think you are right, at some point a job like this gets boring.

Thanks for reading.

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😂😀😂😀 brooo this your post is a real good comedy 😂😅😅
Sleeping and getting paid.
Watching paint dry and get paid. For Naija 😂😂 nice one.
Anyways I get your point. More pay with less stress. Nice post 👍

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Less stress more pay but really not in naija 😂, they make sure you are really stressed for little pay.

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Lols see this unserious guy.

So you want to be sleeping and looting the companies money without lifting a finger.
It's indeed a silly job.

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😂😂

Big brother if only it was possible in this country I would have gone for less stress more pay jobs, but down here you get stressed for little pay.

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Yea unfortunately that's what we've down here, I pray God give us a better path.

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