Campsite Cleanup #13: Americus, Where The Wind Was So Strong It Bent My Tent Poles
Hello it's me @otherbrandt again for some reason and I'm here to report that it is starting to get pretty cold and windy up here in the mountains.
The cold isn't quite cold enough to kill me in my sleep yet, but I can tell that it's just warming up and getting ready to deal me that final nighttime hypothermic death punch if I don't skip town in the near future.
Joke's on the cold though because I am of course already planning to skip town soon, as much as I love the sound of freezing to death in my sleep.
Anyway, recently me and my always creepy and increasingly leaky Subaru, Yolo McFukitol, were out camping in the hills somewhere up above a town pretty much nobody's ever heard about called Americus, Colorado, where we found ourselves a top-notch spot way out at the end of a long dirt road where none save the snow and the wind stopped by to bother us for a solid week.
It was a marvelous seven days of sweet solitude unspoiled by other humans.
And as has been our custom for several months now, me and Yolo got ourselves good and world record smashing trashed and then we spent a couple drunken hours cleaning up our campsite.
The finest Kentucky Gentleman whiskey for me, and nothing but the best Gentleman Jackoff jet fuel for YMF…
But enough blathering; come with me now and cast your eyes upon all the glorious garbage we found during Cleanup Number Thirteen:
On all the old gods and the new.. that is truly glorious pile of garbage.
Now... why is Yolo screaming for help?
'Tis indeed glorious is it not?? !PIZZA
He probably just got too drunk and paranoid again. I'm sure he'll be fine in the morning :)
Oh that's alright then.
Thanks for existing @qurator team! May the garbage gods smile upon thee! !PIZZA
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That means if I camp there at some point, I will find a clean patch of earth. Thank you very much 🙂
You are most welcome! But, you will probably need to camp there sooner than later, before more campers go and ruin it again 😐
!PIZZA and !BEER
Where was this campsite again that Dave Chapelle spoke to you?
Not sure how I missed this one, thank you @ewkaw. I edited a buncha stuff right here that basically said I saw some of your handy work, Brandt. It was in some jargon I couldn't understand.
#BrandtWasHere
#DaveChappelleIsGod
!PIZZA
Yeah I read that jargon and couldn't understand it either 😁
Pretty bad when the author's like uhm I'm not sure.
Dear God,
I was totally kidding about Dave Chapelle.
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