Friday Night

It was another Friday night but unlike the last one when Jude did nothing but go back home and crashed on his bed, he decided to take himself out. He got off work sometime around seven and decided to stop by a bar down the street of his house to get a bottle or two. Usually he would go to the cinema to go have a nice time but he was tired and just needed to get a little bit drunk so that he could sleep till whenever since he had no plans for the weekend.

The bar man had just poured him a glass of whiskey when this other three men walked into the bar. Jude had no idea what their problem was but it was obvious two of the men were trying to console the other one.

"Probably got cheated on." Jude thought to himself as he pretended to focus on his drink though he so much was eager to know what the problem was. Another reason why he had picked the bar over the cinema was the premium gist he always get for free. The bar was where you come to get the most juiciest gist and what's even better is that you get it for free. It's like a pay for one, get two package deal. All he has to do is get some drinks in other to buy himself some more time.

And it didn't take long before the premium part started. Jude smiled as he heard those words that he knew were the gateway to a whole world of chaos in someone else's life. "How could she? How dare her?" The man asked a rhetorical question.

By the time it was 9:30pm, Jude decided it was time to go home. He has heard enough for the night. Jude initial plan had been to wait for the men to leave but from the look of things, none of those men had plans to return home tonight, so he left.

On his way home, he couldn't help but think of the things he has just heard. He had been right after all, it was a lady-related issue but Jude had been wrong about one thing, the crying dude had not caught his woman cheating, no it was a whole different thing.

According to what the man said, his wife of three weeks had made the most shocking request to him that evening, she had asked him to give her maintenance money for her plastic surgery. Apparently his wife's buttocks was fake and he had no idea.

"She knows how much I love ass man, how could she not have told me." Jude had almost spilled his drink with laughter when he heard those words leave the man's mouth.

"I'm filing for a divorce." The man eventually came to a conclusion after downing some more shots of whiskey. "If the ass ain't real, then our marriage isn't."

"Poor thing, I wonder how shock he or she would be when they hear the reason this man is filing for a divorce." Jude said to himself, obviously referring to the Judge who would oversee the case.

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