The COMedy Rumble: You should go out.

The response of @khaleesii three days ago made me remember this funny moment of my life. Yes, that day was really funny to me because I met a guy. Wait! Let me explain how it all started.


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I read her post of how she explained what her anxiety was and I commented on mine too especially being anxious about my relationship status because I also needed God to answer my prayer for a life partner. She replied saying I should go out more often, that I will meet men, and perhaps God would bring him to one of my outings.

One thing about me is that I am an introvert and don't go out. I have heard many people saying I need to start going out because men won't know I exist if I don't go out. At least someone might be out there waiting for me. I just smile and promised I would try to be going out.

The question then was “Where would I be going to if I need to be going out?” “Should I start visiting restaurants or just walking around the whole street?”
I don't know!!!


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So, this day, I was so bored on a Sunday after returning from Church. I was still lying on my bed when the thought said “Go and eat outside, don't cook”.

I stood up immediately and got dressed up.


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I stepped outside and as I locked my door, those sitting outside saw me and didn't believe I would go out.


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I took a bike and went to the restaurant, ordered some meal and ate there. I was so shy that I sat at a close corner, munching my meal as I was thinking of a guy to walk up to me and say “Hello” 😅😅


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I spent more than thirty minutes and when no one came, I stood up and decided to get some things at the supermarket since it wasn't far. I took a bike which took me there.

The supermarket was just opening that afternoon and I with a young guy were the only customer. I noticed the guy standing beside me as I was paying for my stuff.


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He was attended to immediately and he left while I was still with the cashier. A few minutes later, I got outside and met this guy. I was like “Were you waiting for me?”

He came closer to me and said “You are beautiful ”. I smiled with a thank you to him.


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Him: Do you stay around this place?
Me: No, I live at.......
Him: Okay, can I have your contact so we could talk later?
Me: hesitant at first but when I heard “Please”, I took his phone and typed in my number.

I left and took a bike that took me home. I was excited because I couldn't believe I would find someone when I decided to step outside. I promised to always go out but what happened next made me change my mind 😂😂


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My friend came to sleep with me that night and I gisted about my day with her. While we were still talking, this guy called around 9 pm.

Him: Hi, how are you?.... This is the guy who got your number earlier
Her: Yea, I'm fine and I remembered you
Him: Alright, can we meet now? There is a hotel beside the supermarket you left then and don't worry, I will pay for your transport. I will text the address to you now.
Her: Hotel? Do you mean now?. No, I can't. I am sorry
Him: He hung the call immediately.


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WHAT???!!!
What does this guy take me for? A harlot?

I began to imagine if I dressed as one when we met. Was he blind to see I was dressed properly and not like a street girl or whore.

I and my friend both laughed because I couldn't believe what just happened that night.

He wants me to come over to a hotel, so he could have...... and pay me off 😅

Such embarrassment to me.
Since then, I have always been hesitant to go out as I don't even know where to go. Perhaps you might suggest to me some interesting places to visit first as a newbie in this game 😆😆😆

Thanks for reading

I am inviting @zyzymena and @niglys to come to share some funny moments with us here.

This is my entry to the Week 2 Comedy Rumble



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😆 he is a mad person, you should still go out sha regardless

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Mad indeed 😅😅 Yes, I will try to go out more often now. Thank you 😊
Are you ready for the week's challenge? 👯👯

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I am preparing I guess, wanted to take a hive break but I guess I can't

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Wow! I think you can just endure for the remaining two weeks then you can take your break. It's good to take a break too. At least to rest.

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Hopefully I can do the two weeks because I am burned out

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haha I am sorry but that was so funny!
thank goodness it was only your number you gave him!

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Hehehe! He was just so funny. Like how could he asked for that on a first meeting? 😅😅
How are you doing? Ready for the challenge this week? 😎

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jaja I know right, and you saying harlot haha that really tickled me!
I am doing pretty good, just sorting things for this week, the challenge will shall see, I will be busier than I was last week, but it will be fun no matter what happens!

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Yes, I just read the week 2 task and it's fun and simple. No much required 😁
I believe you will find fun even being busy.

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Aha yes Royal Princess Busayo, I have just read it, and that is good as last week was too much🤣🤣🤣

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First of all.. that guy na werey pelsinn oo😂😂

Second of all.. still go out more often abeg..
No mind the guy..
Thanks for the invite dear!

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Werey person indeed 🤣🤣🤣
Yea, I will try to be going out. Thank you 😊

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Hehehehe 😅
You're welcome dear 🤗

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Hahaha what nonsense! Why did he even think that? He must have had a lot of girls like that to to him, I don't blame him 😏

Well, maybe you should change your location of going out and you'll meet someone more interesting... Just anywhere aside that's supermarket 😅😂 no no, you can still visit the supermarket, a better person may just be there at the right time.

At least you're trying to go out, I hardly do so since recently.

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Hehehe! He has been doing that and he thought he could take the advantage on me too but he missed it 😁😁

That is it! My present location is out of it and I can't wait to change where I am. I just hope school call off the strike so they could process our results and let us go for service. Thank you Sis ♥️

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Awwww you've really graduated... Here I am waiting for them to start exams so I can write and graduate too 😒

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Yea, I have oo. I hope they call it off oo because I don't like things like this especially when you know it's exam remaining. Your mind will always be there 😅😅

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As in ehn, you get it very well
It's so annoying!!!

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He took you for the wrong person, I wonder how people feel bold to say such a thing to a stranger.

It is good to go out and have fun but not to find a man, that was really funny. He should be happy my princess was in a good mood that day, the royal guards would have disciplined him very well.

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Hahaha. I wanted to insult him that night but I just decided not to. He took me for a wrong person and thank God i wasn't desperate 😂

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That is true, desperation could have made you make wrong decisions.

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Am back again Princess via dreemport and this is even more funny the second time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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😆😆😆 I'm glad you cracked it up with laughter. Thank you for stopping by

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hehe oh I love to visit the little harlot 🤣🤣🤣
I am teasing Princess it was just so funny!

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Ohh God people like this makes the male gender not rated
For crying out loud why would you do that on a first meet.
Dude is dumb.
How has the week been so far?

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Hahaha! He was so dumb. Lol
The week is going fine especially with the challenge too. Hope you are doing fine too?

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The guy dey craze ni? What nonsense. Some guys sef. See as I dey vex.

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The guy dey craze ni? See as I dey vex. I don't why some people are so useless to the extent of inviting a lady you are meeting for the first time to a hotel. Disgusting.

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😅😅😅 It's okay. Don't be angry. He was such a crazy guy because I just couldn't imagine going to meet such a person for the first time in an hotel. Lol

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Bad approach by him. You are reasonable dear.

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Oh dear! Some guys can be very insensitive. They meet a girl and think she is a whore. I'm sorry for the embarrassment. If this is any consolation, I also dress up and go out on my own just to see if I'd land myself a new guy 😜😜. Maybe I'll share a hilarious story of one my experiences someday

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