Fork and Spoon (fable)
Fork and Spoon
Fork and Spoon, childhood friends,
Together they conquered every table.
One for meat, one for soup,
Fate brought them together in this world.
Spoon was generous and soft,
She swirled in soup like a whirlwind.
Fork was sharp and strict,
She pierced meat like a saber.
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Once upon a time in a restaurant there was a test,
There prepared a banquet for the whole country.
Spoon and Fork stood side by side,
Their friendship was reliable and strong.
The time has come to choose,
Who will be the main face of the feast.
Fork said: "I am a creative person,
I will conquer everyone with my wit!"
Spoon smiled wisely and replied:
"You are strong, but I am sensitive and harmonious.
You can never compare to me,
You're just wasting your time and energy!"
Fork stabbed her girlfriend first
Although some witnesses argued otherwise,
That actually Spoon treacherously attacked
Her defenseless companion.
Anyway, a bloody fight shook the banquet hall.
A disgusting and ruthless slaughter poisoned the celebration.
When Fork and Spoon were taken out, both were dead.
Chopsticks stood in the corner with the most innocent look.
Some bloggers continued to spout conspiracy theory nonsense.
Meanwhile, vodka and whiskey on the tables were replaced with sake.
But it was a coincidence.
The original text was written by me in Russian. I haven't studied English systematically so the translation may not be ideal. The main work was done by Google Translate, I just corrected obvious absurdities, where I noticed them and where I did not confuse them with brilliant insights.
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