My awkward conversation with Kidnapper
Hey ,can you imagine a situation what it would be like if you couldn't stop talking, even in the most dangerous situation. Well, you may thing it would not be so tough.
Lets assume, I'm walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly, I'm abducted and thrown into the back of a van. Most of the people would be panicked in this situation or and they would try to negotiate their way out of the situation, but not me. No way, I just kept on talking.Haha.
As the time passed by, the kidnaper would be fed up of me. They tried to silence me, but no use of it . I just couldn't help myself. You see, there's this one thing that I'm incredibly passionate about and once upon a time I start talking, there's noone stopping me.
So what's the topic of conversation that got me into so much trouble? Well, it's none other than my love for favorite things music, sports etc.
Well that’s a funny and weird thing. For this circumstance I petrend to be a person who cant stay without talking. When I am kidnapped then the kidnapper must try to stop me from talinkg.
Me: Hi, brother .Dont kidnap me .My father would not pay anything to you for me.
Kidnapper: Why ?
Me: Cause Im a lost project for him.
Kidnapper: What nonsense.
Me: Yes, If you kidnap my friend then then you would get money whatever you want. Im giving you his number.
Kidnapper: Please shut up. Are you a mad. Don’t you fell scared as you are kidnapped.
Me: No not at all. It’s a new experience for me.I have seen many times in the movie. First time I have been kidnapped and it’s the same way How the people in the movie have been kidnaped.
Kidnapper: So you are happy,lol. What if now we torture you?
Me: That would be not good. KIdnapper don’t torture as much I know. As you want money you have to keep myself safe and secure.
Kidnapper: You are talkative. Too much annoying you are.
Me: Sorry for that. I’m hungry, please a order pizza for me.
Kidnapper: O really you think we would order pizza for you.
Me: Yes why not. O sorry not only me. You guys are also hungry.
Kidnapper: Oh nice. Okay. You are brave actually.
Me: Thanks, where we are going now btw.
Kidnapper: You should not know that.
Me: Please tell me.
Kidnapper: How you think we will share everything with you.
Me: Please, please, uncle,please.
Kidnapper: Shut up. How annoying you are. We cant tolerate you anymore. Hey guys please left him here.I just fed up.
Me: Please uncle don’t leave me here alone. I will be scared .
Kidnapper: You are annoying. For the first time we kidnapped like you. How your family members tolerate you man.
It’s a totally imaginary situation. Don’t try this in real life. Lol.
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