splinterlands daily swearfest - season(64) - day 5 - Earth Splinter Quest (and a coupe extras)

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starting points 1910 - ending points 1996 (almost hit 100 points gain)


well, earth is not my best splinter - definitely not my worst

I'm kind of diggin' these new legendary 0 mana beasts - they come in handy for the low-mana garbage matches

annnddd the high level dickheads showed up on the second match - so i busted out the dragons just to get the 3 win streak point boost before i lose my ass ;)

annnnddd then got my ass beast by level 1's - that's what i get for trying something new - BULLSHIT !!!

MOTHERFUCKING FUCKITY FUCKER FUCK !!!! - here comes the 3-buff summoner douchebag

win 1 - annndddd follow that up with the high level bastard - so much for thinking i could get another streak going - WOW, got lucky using the dragons on that one

annndddd then i fucking lose to a bunch of godamm fucking shit uselesss level 1's - got fucked out of that streak - BY FUCKING LEVEL 1's FUCING AGAIN !!!!!

fuck this - taking abreak

well, i could have maybe thrown in 1 more and tried for a win streak - but I lost my ass last time i tried that shit

taking my winnings and calling it a day


HOLY CARP !!!! ( fish ??? )

there's a decent draw - ALL CARDS with a gold and en epic - only thing beats that is a legendary ;)

1 more gold pelacor and i can upgrade him (AGAIN - NICE)

peace - until tomorrows swearfest at least


pulled a decent epic out of my gladius rewards

let's open a chaos pack and see what happens

meh, can't get lucky on EVERY card draw i guess


*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)



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