splinterlands seaonly swearfest - season(84)

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start points 1600 (shitty silver 1 )


day 1 - stealth

lose the first match of the season

that pretty mych sets the tone - 14 days of fucking losing streak coming up

win 1 - lose 1

win 1- fucking lose 3

yup, this looks just like the last 10 fucking seasons of never-ending losing

a barrage of fucking of fucking low mana dogshit

had a decent run for 100 points - then started fucking losing - AGAIN !!!!

annndddd fucking lost 100 points - why do i put up with shit every day

8 more shitty rewards barely worth a peeny


day 2 - earth

still at 1603 - it's like i didnt even play 30 matches yeasterday

first match 16 mana , cant use earth splinter - this fucking game hates me

3 fucking matches in a row - cant use earth splinter LOL - every fucking day with this thing

up 100 points - right fucking back down 100 points - motherfucker this is pissing me off

had a decent run up to gold 3 -

annnndddd first mtach was vs some rich cocksucker with explorer title and using new lux vegas - fucking pay-to-win dogshit

pulled a legendary - djinnn somethin-or-other - dogshit 80c card


day 3 stealth

annndddd let's fucking lose 100 points to a bunch of fucking level 1's - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!

fuck this - going to bed

another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!

a few more garbage rewards cards


day 4 - anti magic

got a decent for a 100 points till i hit the level 6's - taking a break

annnddddd now we're losing 100 points , nothing but high level motherfuckers in gold 3 - so much for thinking i could get ahead

well, fucking pissed away another 3 in row to the toilet - officially lost yesterdays 100 points gain

this is so fucking dogshit fucked up

annnddd let's fucking lose 3 more - SONOFABITCH !@#$^%$#@!@!@!@!!

win 3 - annnddddd here comes that motherfucking levle 1 yodin

I GET FUCKED EVERY FUCKING TIME I HIT A 3 WIN STREAK I IMMEDIATELY LOSE TO SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE LEVEL 1 SUMMONER

this fucking pay-to-win shit is starting to piss me off

annnddd just lost all the points i gained earlier

just another season of fucking standing still

3 more shitty fucking potions - FML


day 5 - disable

win 1 - lose , over and over and over again

still fucking standing still

annnddddd fucking pissed away 3 in row - right fucking back to where i was yeasterday


day 6 - life

nothing like losing 6 in a fucking row - pissed away that 100 fucking points

right back to where i was 3 fucking days ago - i reallly need to analyze if this is worth it much longer

MOTHERFUCKINGFUCK !!!!! another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 fucking dogshit

day fucking 6 and i've moved 300 points - this is just fucking ridiculous

win 2 - annnndddd IMMEDIATELY FUCKED BY THE HIGH LEVEL DICKHEADS

done till tommorow i guess - either that or lose another 100 fucking points

pulled a run bakc to 2049 then lost


day 7 - earth

first 2 matches cant use earth splinter

annnddd then fucking lose

won a match for the day - its turkey day - so might not have alot of time to play today

and then smashes by the levle 6 duxkhead with a 3 buff summoner

another day of fucking standing still

ther went another 3 in row - right fucking back to 2000 where i was day before yesterday

ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!

pulled a pack for rewards


day 8 - dagons

i might have a chance - annnddd first match , dragon splinter not available

happens every day - cant use focus cards for first 4 matches

win 3 - lose 3

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - ive been standing absolutely fucking still for 7 FUCKING DAYS !!!!!

annnddd then fucking lose to the piece of shit level 1 yodin - EVERYFUCKINGDAY its nothing but losing to these garbage ass level 3 buff summoners

wondering if i should dump this shit and take the money at this point

finally got a decent run up to 2100

LOL took 4 fucking days to make a lousy 100 points - i'll probably lose 4 in fucking row later

annnnddddd - just fucking lost 3 in fucking row

I DONT NEED ANY MORE FUCKING PELACORS - fucking worhtless garbage rewards AGAIN


day 9 - disable

nothing like FUCKING LOSING to goddammm level 1 summoners - fuck this fucking sucks worse by the day

annnnddd just got fucked out of 100 points again

3 days left in the season and im sitting at 2050 (after getting to 2150)

unfuckingbelievable worthlesss dogshit

if i cant fucking make it out of gold 3 with $8k worth of cards i really dont see any need to stick around much longer

win 2 - annnddd get fucked by a low mana match vs high level

win2 - annndddd SAME FUCKING THING - a garbage low mana match vs high level

got lucky and pulled off a strek into gold 2 - ONLY TOOOK LIKE 6 FUCKING DAYS TO MOVE 1 LEAGUE

annnddddd shitty losing streak vs a bunch of level 8's - right fucking back to 2150

GODFUCKINGDAMMMIT !!!!!!!!

pulled back up to 2218

meh, got a renova in rewards


day 10 - earth splinter do-over gave me fire - FUCK

i dont know which one would be worse at this point

annnddddd lose the first fucking match to a shitty level 1 summoner - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !@#$%^%$#!@!@!@!@!

annnnddddd fucking losing streak right fucking back to 2140

thats it - imm sellin all this shit at the end of season

got a few wins in and made it nack to gold 2

BAMMMM - there comes the fucking douchebags with lux vegas and that fucking LLAMA !!!!!

5 more worthless dogshit rewards


day 11 - antimagic

starting at 2201 (gold 2) - lets see if i can lose 100 fucking points again

nice win 3 - annnddddd here comes the high level dickheads - lost 3

LOL - its like im not even fucking playing - here on day fucking 11

another day of fucking win 1 - lose 2 over and over AND FUCKING OVER AND OVER AGAIN

i cant believe its last day of the season and i can barley fucking stay in gold 2 at 2200+

this is fucking dogshit

4 more shitty rewards - no fucking cards to add to the stash

day 12 - antimelee

more round os win 1- lose 2 and going fucking backwards

now i cant even advance enough to even get close to gold 1 anymore

im done for the season - fell from 2250 back to 2210 not risking a shitty gold 3 finish

reallly getting closer to just fucking selling every season


got a gold skull and a gold pelacor mercanary

out of 25 cards - i didnt play as mauch as last season looks like

had to stop on the last day so i didnt fall baack a league

at least i finished in gold 2 -

WOW - fucking best i can do now is finish in shitty gold 2



*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)

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