Movie Review: Anaconda

Hello everyone,
I made up time to watch Netflix's newest movie, Anaconda. It is a remake of Anaconda, an old-time classic horror movie about the largest snake on Earth. I remember watching this movie as a child at a friend's place, but all I can recall is the horror. Ideally, I am not a fan of horrible movies, but I had to give this one a shot because it had Jack Black, and they did their best to come from the angle of comedy. Well, I am one of those people who finds Jack Black extremely funny right from his days of voice acting, playing Po in Kung Fu Panda.

The movie came from a new angle this time around, the angle of a group of friends who have a shared love for movies and making them. They are all childhood friends with a love for one another. Although we can see the life factor of how they have been driven apart. One is a struggling actor, one is a wedding video creator, one is a producer, one is going through things that I still don't understand, and then the last one is going through a divorce. The idea of long-time friendship is one I truly admire, and how they came together to celebrate a friend's birthday. On the friend's birthday, is when they decided they wanted to make a movie about Anaconda since their friend had the rights to the movie. This is when it all begins. They kept the movie Indie style by traveling to the Amazon in Brazil, in order to get the real deal. Nothing is more funny than seeing how they are trying to make a movie within a movie. I find that hilarious.

The moment I knew these people were funny was in the first scene of the movie. They had to hire a snake guy because they wanted it all to be so real, no added effects or CGI. The snake guy's job was to make sure nothing bad happened to them while they were filming. For a moment, how does a guy claim to have a snake as a best friend? A dog is much better than referring to the snake as a pet is fine, but as a best friend, that is funny. The first scene required the actor to hold the snake up close to his face while the producer was shooting. We had Jack Black as the director, so you expect funny things to happen on the scene. The actor kept shouting on the top of his lungs out of fear from the snake, and all Jack could say was hold on, hold on, this is good stuff. Out of fear, the snake was tossed into the river, where it died on the spot. Someone's best friend was killed on the spot.

After this death, the creepy things began to hunt them one after the other. In the quest to get a new snake for their movie, that is when they encounter the real villan anaconda. Big as anything you would imagine as it hunts them down, and the funny Jack Black still tells his producer to keep rolling because this is some premium shoots. I knew this was going to be one horror movie that would be different. It was quite funny as I had some good laughs.
My Rating - 6/10


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Please understand how stupid it looks you acting like you care 😂😂😂😂😂
You can keep downvoting my posts hope it makes you feel better 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please bring out your other alt accounts 😂😂😂😂😂
Keep doing your masters work 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please understand you are being used
You are a puppet
You can't hide on a Blockchain 😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone can see what's going on but some are afraid to say anything 😂😂😂😂
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑😂😂😂😂😂😂
All you are doing is showing that Hive is not decentralised 😂😂😂😂⭕👀💯😂🤣🤣🤣
Keep making that honey for your master
Just understand more people will see and more people will speak up 😂😂😂😂😂
i know my way around Hive very well I see everything and so do others
So you can keep playing your game 🎮
But just remember you are playing games with people's lives
I don't really give a fuck if you downvote me but you are messing with a lot of dangerous people
Downvote me as much as you like it changes nothing I've showed you what's going on and if you think it's ok crack on just remember karma is always around the corner
I believe in God 🙏🏾 do you ?
I don't know how people like you look at yourself in the mirror knowing what you are doing everyday
Can I ask you seriously what do you think downvoting people is going to archive?
What has it archived so far
I really hope you downvoters get the help you need and it's clear you all need to get outside more 🙏🏾
The evidence speaks for it's self
Please read and view
Hello everyone good morning good afternoon good evening where ever you are around the world 🌎 🌍 🌍 🌍 🌍
As many of you know I was downvoted on Hive by the biggest farmers on Hive 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
They think I care about rep on Hive when it means nothing in the real world 😂😂😂😂😂
It's mad how the ones doing the downvoting are farming Hive with armies of alt accounts 😂 😂
They selfvote there own shit post's and projects 😂😂😂
They like to talk a whole lot of shit 💩
But they can't Face the truth so in this post you can find the truth
This is part 3 Hive is done please do check out the previous parts
I make one big post soon I think I need to do a few more parts first
The thing is I've been called a spammer and all sorts of things but words mean nothing 😂😂😂😂
Especially when they are coming from scammers farmers downvoting racist people 😂😂😂😂
It's still so hard to believe that blocktrades is behind buildawhale usainvote and other accounts that are actively destroying Hive 😂 😂
Hive has the tech but not the brain's at the top
It's crazy that acidyo tells people about selfvoting whilst selfvoting his shit projects 💩 everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Themarkymark is running the buildawhale comment farm for his master Blocktrades 😂 😂 😂
It's so funny how themarkymark account has a free pass the same as acidyo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's not hard to tell who is running Hive 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for reading and viewing this post
Now I got a question for you all do you think I'm a scammer or spammer 😂😂😂😂😂
Please be honest it won't offend me 😎👍🏾
I would highly recommend you checking out the previous parts
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
https://steemit.com/hive-156383/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-acidyo-themarkymark-and-the-rest-of-you-downvoting-farmers-it-s-over
https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/to-jacobtothe-and-friends
Thank you for reading and viewing this post
To all the downvoters on Hive When the downvotes stop 🛑 and my rep is back I stop sharing the truth 🙏🏾
☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 Keep calling the truth lies 😂☝🏾
So many pretend to be doing god's work but they are really working for the devil 👿
Karma will strike you and who ever supports you 🙏🏾
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Haven't heard of the movie yet, but every movie with Jackblack is very funny at least.
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@jacobtothe Keep digging just remember @acidyo took my rep away with the help of blocktrades delegations and everything is documented 😂😂😂
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@jacobtothe and friends Please get help there's clearly something wrong with you 🙏🏾
I hope blocktrades pays you well enough 😂😂😂😂
Some people just never learn when 😂😂😂👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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@jacobtothe @acidyo @themarkymark @hurtlocker and friends 😁 No one will ever trust you again you weirdo 😂
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@hurtlocker and friends On Hive
Please understand how stupid it looks you acting like you care 😂😂😂😂😂
You can keep downvoting my posts hope it makes you feel better 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please bring out your other alt accounts 😂😂😂😂😂
Keep doing your masters work 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please understand you are being used
You are a puppet
You can't hide on a Blockchain 😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone can see what's going on but some are afraid to say anything 😂😂😂😂
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑😂😂😂😂😂😂
All you are doing is showing that Hive is not decentralised 😂😂😂😂⭕👀💯😂🤣🤣🤣
Keep making that honey for your master
Just understand more people will see and more people will speak up 😂😂😂😂😂
i know my way around Hive very well I see everything and so do others
So you can keep playing your game 🎮
But just remember you are playing games with people's lives
I don't really give a fuck if you downvote me but you are messing with a lot of dangerous people
Downvote me as much as you like it changes nothing I've showed you what's going on and if you think it's ok crack on just remember karma is always around the corner
I believe in God 🙏🏾 do you ?
I don't know how people like you look at yourself in the mirror knowing what you are doing everyday
Can I ask you seriously what do you think downvoting people is going to archive?
What has it archived so far
I really hope you downvoters get the help you need and it's clear you all need to get outside more 🙏🏾
The evidence speaks for it's self
Please read and view
Hello everyone good morning good afternoon good evening where ever you are around the world 🌎 🌍 🌍 🌍 🌍
As many of you know I was downvoted on Hive by the biggest farmers on Hive 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
They think I care about rep on Hive when it means nothing in the real world 😂😂😂😂😂
It's mad how the ones doing the downvoting are farming Hive with armies of alt accounts 😂 😂
They selfvote there own shit post's and projects 😂😂😂
They like to talk a whole lot of shit 💩
But they can't Face the truth so in this post you can find the truth
This is part 3 Hive is done please do check out the previous parts
I make one big post soon I think I need to do a few more parts first
The thing is I've been called a spammer and all sorts of things but words mean nothing 😂😂😂😂
Especially when they are coming from scammers farmers downvoting racist people 😂😂😂😂
It's still so hard to believe that blocktrades is behind buildawhale usainvote and other accounts that are actively destroying Hive 😂 😂
Hive has the tech but not the brain's at the top
It's crazy that acidyo tells people about selfvoting whilst selfvoting his shit projects 💩 everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Themarkymark is running the buildawhale comment farm for his master Blocktrades 😂 😂 😂
It's so funny how themarkymark account has a free pass the same as acidyo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's not hard to tell who is running Hive 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for reading and viewing this post
Now I got a question for you all do you think I'm a scammer or spammer 😂😂😂😂😂
Please be honest it won't offend me 😎👍🏾
I would highly recommend you checking out the previous parts
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
https://steemit.com/hive-156383/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-acidyo-themarkymark-and-the-rest-of-you-downvoting-farmers-it-s-over
https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/to-jacobtothe-and-friends
Thank you for reading and viewing this post
To all the downvoters on Hive When the downvotes stop 🛑 and my rep is back I stop sharing the truth 🙏🏾
☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 Keep calling the truth lies 😂☝🏾
So many pretend to be doing god's work but they are really working for the devil 👿
Karma will strike you and who ever supports you 🙏🏾
☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
Happy Monday everyone I hope enjoy your day please read and share 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
@jacobtothe Keep digging just remember @acidyo took my rep away with the help of blocktrades delegations and everything is documented 😂😂😂
☝🏾✨⭕✨☝🏾🍻🍻🍻🍻
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
@jacobtothe and friends Please get help there's clearly something wrong with you 🙏🏾
I hope blocktrades pays you well enough 😂😂😂😂
Some people just never learn when 😂😂😂👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
@jacobtothe @livinguktaiwan @oflyhigh @abit @adm @eval @abitmore @hurtlocker @hurt-locker @epstein @gundamzerofour @gundamzerotwo @gundamzerofive @buratus @nattosenpai @fw206 @ocd @acidyo @mrtats @poshtoken @poshtoken.wallet @hiddenblade @alohaed @tobias-g @dudeontheweb @nattosenpai @hivetrending @erikah @davidke20 @davideownzall @zingtoken @honey-swap @friendlymoose @x-rain @hivegc @rishi556 @ocd-witness @russia-btc @ocdb @justinw @nutritree @themarkymark @geekgirl @stresskiller @forkyishere @forykw @belikechuck @leovoter @upmyvote @punkteam @makerhacks @wiseagent @steevc @davidthompson57 @jlsplatts @vaipraonde @demotruk @meno @thelittlebank @buttcoins @snapie @colemole @davidickeyyall @crimsonclad @smooth @oldsoulnewb @artgirl @flemingfarm @neoxian @bdvoter.cur @zaku @empo.voter @empoderat @trumpman @bhattg @azircon @riverflows @lazy-panda @gogreenbuddy @tarazkp @buildawhale @logic @abit @freedom @solominer @letusbuyhive @bijoy12 @sagarkothari88 @theycallmedan @ipromote @apeminingclub @nathen007 @dlmmqb @slobberchops @chops316 @littlenewthings @bozz @adm @abit @cwow2 @adm @logic @patrice @spaminator @topcomment @theworldaroundme and friends ✨⭕✨ Please get help 🙏🏾
@jacobtothe @acidyo @themarkymark @hurtlocker and friends 😁 No one will ever trust you again you weirdo 😂
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
@hurtlocker and friends On Hive
Please understand how stupid it looks you acting like you care 😂😂😂😂😂
You can keep downvoting my posts hope it makes you feel better 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please bring out your other alt accounts 😂😂😂😂😂
Keep doing your masters work 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please understand you are being used
You are a puppet
You can't hide on a Blockchain 😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone can see what's going on but some are afraid to say anything 😂😂😂😂
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑😂😂😂😂😂😂
All you are doing is showing that Hive is not decentralised 😂😂😂😂⭕👀💯😂🤣🤣🤣
Keep making that honey for your master
Just understand more people will see and more people will speak up 😂😂😂😂😂
i know my way around Hive very well I see everything and so do others
So you can keep playing your game 🎮
But just remember you are playing games with people's lives
I don't really give a fuck if you downvote me but you are messing with a lot of dangerous people
Downvote me as much as you like it changes nothing I've showed you what's going on and if you think it's ok crack on just remember karma is always around the corner
I believe in God 🙏🏾 do you ?
I don't know how people like you look at yourself in the mirror knowing what you are doing everyday
Can I ask you seriously what do you think downvoting people is going to archive?
What has it archived so far
I really hope you downvoters get the help you need and it's clear you all need to get outside more 🙏🏾
The evidence speaks for it's self
Please read and view
Hello everyone good morning good afternoon good evening where ever you are around the world 🌎 🌍 🌍 🌍 🌍
As many of you know I was downvoted on Hive by the biggest farmers on Hive 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
They think I care about rep on Hive when it means nothing in the real world 😂😂😂😂😂
It's mad how the ones doing the downvoting are farming Hive with armies of alt accounts 😂 😂
They selfvote there own shit post's and projects 😂😂😂
They like to talk a whole lot of shit 💩
But they can't Face the truth so in this post you can find the truth
This is part 3 Hive is done please do check out the previous parts
I make one big post soon I think I need to do a few more parts first
The thing is I've been called a spammer and all sorts of things but words mean nothing 😂😂😂😂
Especially when they are coming from scammers farmers downvoting racist people 😂😂😂😂
It's still so hard to believe that blocktrades is behind buildawhale usainvote and other accounts that are actively destroying Hive 😂 😂
Hive has the tech but not the brain's at the top
It's crazy that acidyo tells people about selfvoting whilst selfvoting his shit projects 💩 everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Themarkymark is running the buildawhale comment farm for his master Blocktrades 😂 😂 😂
It's so funny how themarkymark account has a free pass the same as acidyo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's not hard to tell who is running Hive 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for reading and viewing this post
Now I got a question for you all do you think I'm a scammer or spammer 😂😂😂😂😂
Please be honest it won't offend me 😎👍🏾
I would highly recommend you checking out the previous parts
Hive is done
Hive is Done part 2
https://steemit.com/hive-156383/@kgakakillerg/hurtlocker-acidyo-themarkymark-and-the-rest-of-you-downvoting-farmers-it-s-over
https://hive.blog/hive-108278/@kgakakillerg/to-jacobtothe-and-friends
Thank you for reading and viewing this post
To all the downvoters on Hive When the downvotes stop 🛑 and my rep is back I stop sharing the truth 🙏🏾
☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 Keep calling the truth lies 😂☝🏾
So many pretend to be doing god's work but they are really working for the devil 👿
Karma will strike you and who ever supports you 🙏🏾
☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
Anaconda is on my watch list because of Jack Black too. I’ll definitely see it soon 😁 thanks for the review
Thanks for stopping by!
I've also watched Anaconda sometimes ago, and in all honesty I can t really recall any of the scenes 🫣. But I'm sure I got scared watching it back then too.
With this your review, it definitely promises to be interesting.
And this one you rate 6/10 😂, at least it's beyond/above average.
I will definitely find time to check it out too.
Thanks for this amazing review, sir ✌️
Biggy thanks for all you do.
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I like that they've revived this old horror franchise with a touch of humor in true Jack Black style. When it comes to humor, this guy knows what he's doing. I also grew up watching Anaconda as a child and it was one of my favorites, well, it still is. I still remember when I had a CD with all the movies in the saga and I saw how each sequel was worse than the last. Thank God the CGI is much improved, from what I can see in the trailer for this movie.
Excellent recommendation.
That "best friend" snake toss? Jack Black energy, what a way to make friends with a local wildlife officer
Hehehe!