A Satire on the protagonists of novels

A big salute to the protagonists of novels

these lines are for you my friends

a friend told me the protagonists of novels are zombies

their lives are not centered on the plot of the story

they know nothing of universal history

they never actively intervene in the stories

they are more complex characters than acting characters

they never know more information from the script

they have no acting skills

they pretend to be good people

the protagonists of novels never make decisions

are antagonistic to their characters.