Satire for Baseball Players

Here are some lines for ball kickers

ballplayers always walk with a stick

they don't take care of their physique

they don't like to exercise

they're always dirty

the jersey doesn't represent them

baseball players never learned to run

they are more abusive than drunks

baseball players are some kind of aliens with balls

they love the bases loaded

never wait for the fourth ball

they are very troublesome on the field.