Satire for Blondes II

A few lines for those with bleached hair

blondes are women without a job

they dedicate their lives to bleaching their hair

sometimes they have black hair

and the next day it's chick yellow

one of those blondes is a friend of my brother's

I don't go near blondes

blondes never get fat

they eat to death

blondes don't know how to add or read

my childhood friend was a blonde with black hair

once I bleached my hair.