Satire for Children's Channels

Let's not go into details, let's watch children's television

children's channels date back to the prehistoric era

children's channels don't show anything to enjoy

much less to entertain our children

children's channels do not respect age

children's channels promote adult plots

children's channels are not very popular

children's channels are not strong enough

children's channels lack entertainment options

children's channels are too dangerous to health

children's channels create global news

children's channels are terrorists.