Satire for Cockroaches

I am writing these lines after a scare

I found a cockroach in the fridge

cockroaches are very daring beings

they do not measure their actions by being the toughest animals on the planet

they think they are more resistant than the rest

they are able to maintain themselves without bathing

they never sleep without having eaten

a friend thinks she is a cockroach

my neighbours are afraid of her

the cockroaches dance in the kitchen

they are the terror of the kitchen

they film thrillers.