Satire for Drivers

A few lines for my friends the chauffeurs

for some people chauffeurs are operators

and in a play on words operators are chauffeurs

chauffeurs do not know the vehicle's systems

they don't have the capacity to solve problems on the road

they do not have orientation skills

they always get lost in routing

the vehicles they drive never have oil

they are reluctant to get behind the wheel

are mean to co-drivers

like to carry blonde women in the back seat

drivers do not like to take care of their personal appearance.