Satire for Extraterrestrials

Super strange lines from another planet

extraterrestrials are friends of aliens

aliens have no hair

extraterrestrials have no deformity whatsoever

aliens come from the north

extraterrestrials are a friendly species

aliens do not buy pizzas

aliens are intelligent octopuses

aliens want to build a garbage dump

aliens think they can beat us

aliens go to disco to eat

aliens dress very smart.