Satire for Gastronomy

For lovers of good food

gastronomy is simply an extraterrestrial custom

gastronomy has nothing to do with the stomach

people of gastronomy are not disciplined

gastronomy has nothing to do with culture

they say that gastronomy is the art of sewing clothes

it has nothing to do with culinary techniques

much less sweet or savory food

nor does it have anything to do with preparing fried fish

gastronomy has nothing to do with food

on the contrary, it has nothing to do with going to the bathroom

people do not dedicate themselves to studying gastronomy.