Satire for Haters

These lines are full of love

haters are people who love their fellow man

haters never criticize anyone

haters are against defamation, scorn or destructive criticism

haters never despise anyone

haters are against destroying their enemies

haters are a Sunday club

haters rarely dress well

haters buy fried food

haters have uncontrolled blood values

haters are often our friends

haters have earned heaven.